If we're going to stop labeling little girls "bossy", can we stop labeling little boys with finger guns "psychotic latent mass murderers"?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 11, 2014
Sen. Dianne Feinstein accused the CIA of spying on Senate computers. It's nice knowing they're spying on a few actual criminals.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) March 11, 2014
GRANDPA, TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR PROTEST DAYS IN THE 60s THAT ULTIMATELY DIDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) March 11, 2014
I am "anti-climate." It's why I live in a house.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 11, 2014
Missed connection: You witnessed my crime. Let's meet!
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) March 11, 2014
"ooh is that fred armisen? oh, no, it's not." – something probably being said a lot at #sxsw
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) March 11, 2014
any restaurant can have a drive-thru if you aren't scared of cops
— Ace… Ace? (@AceMakesWords) March 11, 2014
To: Car companies From: Michael Re: "German engineering" Stop using this term. It still terrifies many people. XOXO, Michael
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) March 12, 2014