Productivity Tip: Avoid a time-wasting meeting by burning down the office.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 28, 2014
All it takes to turn me into a sweating interrogation subject is for someone to ask whether I washed the fruit we're eating.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) March 28, 2014
Fight the power! Punch a lighbulb in the mouth! Jump kick into a wind turbine! Headbutt the sun!
— Post-Culture Review (@PostCultRev) March 28, 2014
"i really want to pet a dog right now" -me all of the time forever
— jon hendren (@fart) March 28, 2014
I can never tell if Periwinkle is a color, a flower, a toy dog breed or a terrible rap name.
— Robert Brockway (@Brockway_LLC) March 28, 2014