Yeah it's a scooter *takes off helmet* it's like a motorcycle for people who talk about their feelings
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) March 19, 2014
RIGHT NOW in an L.A. Starbucks, some screenwriter dude is typing the character description "She's beautiful but doesn't know it."
— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) March 20, 2014
I still think about the time I said "thornks" to a hot girl that held a door open for me two years ago once or twice a day.
— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) March 20, 2014
This guy at the bar I'm at is wearing a knitted Mexican poncho and instead of judging him I'm worried that I should be wearing one too
— The Ruffalo Shuffle (@RuffaloShuffle) March 21, 2014
99 percent of working in TV is walking around frantically holding a piece of paper
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 21, 2014