I'm like a wild animal, girl… I'm more scared of you than you are of me.
— The Natewolf (@thenatewolf) January 30, 2013
No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) February 27, 2014
When I heard them say "John Mayer Trio," I got scared for a second that there was more than one of him.
— Greenfield-Sanders (@Liliana) February 28, 2014
All you really need to understand about the 90′s is that there were two super popular bands with the word “verve” in them.
— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) March 1, 2014
gravity won…but enough about my wife
— Horton Atonto (@crushingbort) March 3, 2014
without the hard work of editors, every movie would be wolf of wall street #oscars
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) March 3, 2014
Between "Django" last year and "12 Years" this year, slavery has never been hotter!!!
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 3, 2014