Archive for April, 2014

8 Degrees of Voldemort

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:00 pm

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Now He Just Needs an Adorable Little Rocket Launcher

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 9:00 pm


[Meet Boomer!] (Viewer #480,757)

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Our Hero!

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 8:00 pm

Hillary Clinton dodged a shoe that was thrown at her while delivering a speech at a Las Vegas hotel.

You just know when she re-tells this story, it’ll become “dodging sniper fire, just like Bosnia!”

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This Is the Way REAL Moon Nukers Wash Their Hands

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 7:00 pm

Glow in the dark soap that celebrates radioactivity via ThinkGeek:

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Link of the Day: Amazing What You Can Learn From Common Core

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 6:00 pm

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Standardized Detesting

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Wisdom of the Day: Inequality Star Google Illinois Slogan

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 5:00 pm

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But They Invited Us!

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 4:00 pm

Russia said it plans to have an operational base on the moon by 2040.

Huh. The Ukranians must be planning to build one by 2039.

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Obama Warned Us – Optimism

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 2:00 pm

“This thing is working.” —President Obama #Obamacare #8Million

@BarackObama

“#EveryPonziSchemeAtFirst”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Government Has a New Idea for Preventing “Hate Speech”…

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The government has a new idea for preventing “hate speech”…

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Cartoon of the Day – Pipeline

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:00 am

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[Michael Ramirez - Investor's Business Daily]

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Random Thoughts: Star Wars, Sterling, and Racism

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 9:00 am

I don’t know how to make charts or animated GIFs. Now I know what it’s like to come to this country and only speak Spanish.

I think the NY Daily News should just make it their thing to blame an AR-15 for every major news event.

Let’s all stop racisming each other, you guys.

Do libertarians ever stop and think that if it weren’t for the drug war, we’d have never gotten the show Breaking Bad?

Libertarian philosophy doesn’t make any sense. Like, should anyone be able to own a nuclear weapon? And where would you buy one? Lowe’s?

The Star Wars VII cast list is a bunch of people I never heard of and old people.

I don’t care about the people; how many lightsaber battles are in it?

But how much of the new Star Wars movie will be devoted to the senate debating trade embargos?

Hopefully in the 30 years since the previous movie, Luke rebuilt the Republic into a bunch of Jedi devoid of personalities.

Star Wars Episode VII: Rise of the Gungans

Sterling can still watch basketball on TV, right?

“And he’s banned from Dick’s Sporting Goods. He can’t even buy a basketball.”

It’s possible Adam Silver overstepped his authority, especially when he declared the entire country under martial law.

Money can’t buy happiness. And there are apparently many other important things it can’t buy too.

Can anyone really own a basketball team?

Don’t fear Sterling; fear the racists who don’t have a basketball team to worry about losing.

I don’t find it that amazing when an old person is a racist; if you’re from my generation, though, you really had to work at it.

Like the first thing I remember being taught in school was to not be racist.

Lived in some very white areas, though, so we were happy when we finally got a black student so we could not be racist to him.

In America, we should always be very very slow to declare a viewpoint out of bounds.

It’s not illegal to do everything in your means to shutdown speech you disagree with, but it often makes you a bad American.

I’m okay with saying racist speech is out of bounds as long as we can distinguish actual racism from the idiots yelling “racism” constantly.

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Just Wishing He Were Consistent

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 8:00 am

The USDA has officially banned all junk foods from the nation’s schools in an effort “to make the healthy choice the easy choice”.

Odd how Obama never looks at abortion that way.

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And THIS Is Why We Need Another Gun Law

Tuesday, April 29, 2014 10:00 pm

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Frank’s Octopus Makes a Lot More Sense Now

Tuesday, April 29, 2014 9:00 pm

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Frank’s “Who Murdered the Dinosaurs?” story makes a lot more sense after seeing this.

Note: this is sort of a nature documentary, so it broaches some of those uncomfortable nature-documentary topics.


[True Facts About The Octopus] (Viewer #2,784,904)

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I Would Support This If He Did

Tuesday, April 29, 2014 8:00 pm

President Obama has requested $1.1 billion for a new gun control initiative.

Ya know, if he were consistent, he would insist that it include a “pathway to gun ownership”.

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The Only Thing Awesomer Than Sharknado Is Toy Sharknado

Tuesday, April 29, 2014 7:00 pm

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Make sure you get yours in time for the Sharknado 2 premiere.

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Link of the Day: You Won’t Believe What He Does With a Protractor!

Tuesday, April 29, 2014 6:00 pm

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The “Idea” of Little Worlds – Part 3

Also, I think he just figured out a way to keep a penguin permanently in the strip as Kevin’s internal mental alter ego.

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Wisdom of the Day: Cannon Looser Fish Belle

Tuesday, April 29, 2014 5:00 pm

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There Will Be Consequences!

Tuesday, April 29, 2014 4:00 pm

A customer service representative at the IRS who repeatedly greeted taxpayers calling a help-line with a chant urging President Obama’s re-election in 2012 could now be facing significant disciplinary action.

Like what? Being forced to move into a bigger office to work for more pay?

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Obama Warned Us – Truman

Tuesday, April 29, 2014 2:00 pm

President Truman knew that our citizens deserve the opportunity to achieve and enjoy good health: http://ofa.bo/dXn

@BarackObama

“He also knew that victory in war requires nuking your enemies into submission, but let’s not talk about that.”

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