Hillary Clinton dodged a shoe that was thrown at her while delivering a speech at a Las Vegas hotel.
You just know when she re-tells this story, it’ll become “dodging sniper fire, just like Bosnia!”
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You can't reduce inequality by giving money & power to politicians to distribute to their friends.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) April 29, 2014
Can't bring myself to care about Star Wars anymore knowing that "Star Tours" has been deemed non-canon
— Erik++ (@torgospizza) April 29, 2014
"ROBOCOP WORE GOOGLE GLASS" I scream as I am torn apart by an angry mob.
— Post-Culture Review (@PostCultRev) April 29, 2014
Whenever there's a new governor seated in Illinois, there's the ceremonial locking of the ankle monitoring bracelet.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 29, 2014
"Yes we can even."- future political slogan
— Dan O'Brien (@DOB_INC) April 30, 2014
Russia said it plans to have an operational base on the moon by 2040.
Huh. The Ukranians must be planning to build one by 2039.
“This thing is working.” —President Obama #Obamacare #8Million
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The government has a new idea for preventing “hate speech”…
I don’t know how to make charts or animated GIFs. Now I know what it’s like to come to this country and only speak Spanish.
I think the NY Daily News should just make it their thing to blame an AR-15 for every major news event.
Let’s all stop racisming each other, you guys.
Do libertarians ever stop and think that if it weren’t for the drug war, we’d have never gotten the show Breaking Bad?
Libertarian philosophy doesn’t make any sense. Like, should anyone be able to own a nuclear weapon? And where would you buy one? Lowe’s?
The Star Wars VII cast list is a bunch of people I never heard of and old people.
I don’t care about the people; how many lightsaber battles are in it?
But how much of the new Star Wars movie will be devoted to the senate debating trade embargos?
Hopefully in the 30 years since the previous movie, Luke rebuilt the Republic into a bunch of Jedi devoid of personalities.
Star Wars Episode VII: Rise of the Gungans
Sterling can still watch basketball on TV, right?
“And he’s banned from Dick’s Sporting Goods. He can’t even buy a basketball.”
It’s possible Adam Silver overstepped his authority, especially when he declared the entire country under martial law.
Money can’t buy happiness. And there are apparently many other important things it can’t buy too.
Can anyone really own a basketball team?
Don’t fear Sterling; fear the racists who don’t have a basketball team to worry about losing.
I don’t find it that amazing when an old person is a racist; if you’re from my generation, though, you really had to work at it.
Like the first thing I remember being taught in school was to not be racist.
Lived in some very white areas, though, so we were happy when we finally got a black student so we could not be racist to him.
In America, we should always be very very slow to declare a viewpoint out of bounds.
It’s not illegal to do everything in your means to shutdown speech you disagree with, but it often makes you a bad American.
I’m okay with saying racist speech is out of bounds as long as we can distinguish actual racism from the idiots yelling “racism” constantly.
The USDA has officially banned all junk foods from the nation’s schools in an effort “to make the healthy choice the easy choice”.
Odd how Obama never looks at abortion that way.
Frank’s “Who Murdered the Dinosaurs?” story makes a lot more sense after seeing this.
Note: this is sort of a nature documentary, so it broaches some of those uncomfortable nature-documentary topics.
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President Obama has requested $1.1 billion for a new gun control initiative.
Ya know, if he were consistent, he would insist that it include a “pathway to gun ownership”.
Also, I think he just figured out a way to keep a penguin permanently in the strip as Kevin’s internal mental alter ego.
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