8 Degrees of Voldemort

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Now He Just Needs an Adorable Little Rocket Launcher


[Meet Boomer!] (Viewer #480,757)

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Our Hero!

Hillary Clinton dodged a shoe that was thrown at her while delivering a speech at a Las Vegas hotel.

You just know when she re-tells this story, it’ll become “dodging sniper fire, just like Bosnia!”

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This Is the Way REAL Moon Nukers Wash Their Hands

Glow in the dark soap that celebrates radioactivity via ThinkGeek:

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Link of the Day: Amazing What You Can Learn From Common Core

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Standardized Detesting

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Wisdom of the Day: Inequality Star Google Illinois Slogan

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But They Invited Us!

Russia said it plans to have an operational base on the moon by 2040.

Huh. The Ukranians must be planning to build one by 2039.

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Obama Warned Us – Optimism

“This thing is working.” —President Obama #Obamacare #8Million

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“#EveryPonziSchemeAtFirst”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Government Has a New Idea for Preventing “Hate Speech”…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The government has a new idea for preventing “hate speech”…

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Cartoon of the Day – Pipeline

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[Michael Ramirez – Investor’s Business Daily]

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Random Thoughts: Star Wars, Sterling, and Racism

I don’t know how to make charts or animated GIFs. Now I know what it’s like to come to this country and only speak Spanish.

I think the NY Daily News should just make it their thing to blame an AR-15 for every major news event.

Let’s all stop racisming each other, you guys.

Do libertarians ever stop and think that if it weren’t for the drug war, we’d have never gotten the show Breaking Bad?

Libertarian philosophy doesn’t make any sense. Like, should anyone be able to own a nuclear weapon? And where would you buy one? Lowe’s?

The Star Wars VII cast list is a bunch of people I never heard of and old people.

I don’t care about the people; how many lightsaber battles are in it?

But how much of the new Star Wars movie will be devoted to the senate debating trade embargos?

Hopefully in the 30 years since the previous movie, Luke rebuilt the Republic into a bunch of Jedi devoid of personalities.

Star Wars Episode VII: Rise of the Gungans

Sterling can still watch basketball on TV, right?

“And he’s banned from Dick’s Sporting Goods. He can’t even buy a basketball.”

It’s possible Adam Silver overstepped his authority, especially when he declared the entire country under martial law.

Money can’t buy happiness. And there are apparently many other important things it can’t buy too.

Can anyone really own a basketball team?

Don’t fear Sterling; fear the racists who don’t have a basketball team to worry about losing.

I don’t find it that amazing when an old person is a racist; if you’re from my generation, though, you really had to work at it.

Like the first thing I remember being taught in school was to not be racist.

Lived in some very white areas, though, so we were happy when we finally got a black student so we could not be racist to him.

In America, we should always be very very slow to declare a viewpoint out of bounds.

It’s not illegal to do everything in your means to shutdown speech you disagree with, but it often makes you a bad American.

I’m okay with saying racist speech is out of bounds as long as we can distinguish actual racism from the idiots yelling “racism” constantly.

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Just Wishing He Were Consistent

The USDA has officially banned all junk foods from the nation’s schools in an effort “to make the healthy choice the easy choice”.

Odd how Obama never looks at abortion that way.

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And THIS Is Why We Need Another Gun Law

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Frank’s Octopus Makes a Lot More Sense Now

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Frank’s “Who Murdered the Dinosaurs?” story makes a lot more sense after seeing this.

Note: this is sort of a nature documentary, so it broaches some of those uncomfortable nature-documentary topics.


[True Facts About The Octopus] (Viewer #2,784,904)

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I Would Support This If He Did

President Obama has requested $1.1 billion for a new gun control initiative.

Ya know, if he were consistent, he would insist that it include a “pathway to gun ownership”.

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