Bacon Poetry

[High Praise! to Cheezburger]

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  1. Poems are hard
    But bacon makes lard

    DON’T just throw away rendered lard in the pan from bacon. God put it in the bacon for a reason — especially if it’s smoked bacon and you’re looking for something to coat a turkey before you roast or smoke it….


  2. Shall I compare thee to a strip of bacon?
    Thou art more sizzly and more marbled:
    Rough winds do shake the darling bubbles of bacon,
    And bacon’s grease hath all too short a calorie count:
    Sometime too hot the kitchen griddle cooks,
    And often is the toaster setting dimm’d;
    And every flavor from flavor sometime declines,
    By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimm’d;
    But thy eternal bacon shall not fade
    Nor lose possession of that flavor thou ow’st;
    Nor shall cholesterol brag thou wander’st in his shade,
    When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st;
    So long as men can smell or taste buds reckon,
    So long lives this, and this gives life to bacon.



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