Clive Bundy Is the New Chuck Norris

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Clive Bundy has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.

Clive Bundy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

When news reports about the Bundy Ranch aired in France, the French surrendered to Clive Bundy just to be on the safe side.

Clive Bundy can cut through a hot knife with butter

Clive Bundy is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Clive Bundy.

When Clive Bundy crosses the steet the cars have to look both ways

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