Clive Bundy Is the New Chuck Norris

Posted on April 23, 2014 7:00 pm

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Clive Bundy has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.

Clive Bundy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

When news reports about the Bundy Ranch aired in France, the French surrendered to Clive Bundy just to be on the safe side.

Clive Bundy can cut through a hot knife with butter

Clive Bundy is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Clive Bundy.

When Clive Bundy crosses the steet the cars have to look both ways

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2 Responses to “Clive Bundy Is the New Chuck Norris”

  1. 4of7 says:

    oops! Well, that didn’t last long, did it?
    dang it!

  2. Harvey says:

    @1 4of7 – Yep. Looks like Clive Bundy is now the new David Duke.

    Anyway, I had this post scheduled since before “Let me tell you about the Negro” Day and forgot about it.

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