How An Obamacare Panel Decides Whether You Live or Die

Posted on April 24, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Awesome Dice]

To decide your fate, an Obamacare panel will just roll a 1-sider:

A 4-sided die is a pyramid. A 2-sided die is a coin. What’s a 1-sided die? It’s a M√∂bius strip. No matter how you throw it, the die will always land on its only side.

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2 Responses to “How An Obamacare Panel Decides Whether You Live or Die”

  1. zzyzx says:

    And here all this time I thought they used a dart board.

  2. KBB says:

    So…Palin was right about Obamacare death panels, after all.

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