It’s a Common Glitch for Him

Posted on April 8, 2014 4:00 pm

During a speech in DC, Vice President Joe Biden was unable to speak fast enough to keep up with his TelePrompter.

Guess it slows you down some when you have to keep pausing to spit out a foot.

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3 Responses to “It’s a Common Glitch for Him”

  1. Oppo says:

    Give him a tele-not-so-prompter.

  2. Oppo says:

    Scrolled (v.): The conjunction of ‘screwed’ and ‘old.’

  3. Apostic says:

    Still like this description of Biden by Jonah Goldberg from early 2007:

    Biden is famous for his brain’s chronic inability to hold brake fluid. Once he revs his engines, the motormouth can’t be stopped, and he just keeps talking and talking and talking. My theory is that those constant smiles where he displays his shiny fake teeth are the facial equivalent of flashing your brights while driving, signaling to those in Biden’s path, “I can’t stop this thing!”

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