New Euphemism for a Dead Parrot – “He’s Seen the Panel”

At a Rose Garden press conference, President Obama said America’s health care system is “a lot better”.

Oh, *I* get it – kinda like when you say someone’s in a “better” place while delivering a eulogy.

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  1. Apparently Obama never watched ‘Night Court,’ where John Astin’s character would deliver the punchline / catch phrase “but I’ m a lot better” to the accompaniment of a laugh track, indicating he was quite insane. Which makes Obama’s statement more appropriate.



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