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[Why is ketchup so hard to pour? – George Zaidan] (Viewer #178,896)

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  1. My super-proprietary models indicate that, by the year 2100, ketchup will be 2 percent more difficult to get out of bottles. We must mustard our forces. It’s not too late to stop this catsup-tastrophe. We’ll be in a real pickle if we don’t get off our Heinz and do something. It mayo may not work, but we’d batter try, oil all die.



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