Obama Warned Us – College

Posted on April 24, 2014 2:00 pm

“The good news is more young people are earning college degrees than ever before.” —President Obama

@BarackObama

“The bad news is that they’re all in Women’s Studies, and a new report shows conclusively that there are no actual jobs that involve studying women.”

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15 Responses to “Obama Warned Us – College”

  1. Anonymiss says:

    Hahaha you sure? I’ve met a few who work at it like they’re getting paid… :P

  2. walruskkkch says:

    How long do you have to study wimmin to know they are Batshiat crazy?

  3. Anonymiss says:

    @2 I think you just called me crazy, walrus. I’m not sure how I feel about that…

  4. Jimmy says:

    Yeahbut, he’s a Walrus, Miss Anony, and they only perform well in water.

  5. Oppo says:

    .. wait, wait, wait: don’t most of our jobs involve studying women? We don’t get paid to do so, mind you, but do it pro bono ….

  6. walruskkkch says:

    A crazy good cook! Can I have a cookie?

  7. Anonymiss says:

    :) Good save, walrus. Cookies for everybody!

  8. Jimmy says:

    @5 Oppo: You can spend your whole life studying women and STILL not figure them out. It’s because they reach from the very inner mind to the outer limits of fine baking!! Mmmmmm.

  9. Oppo says:

    . . . and then there is the final exam. . .

  10. Oppo says:

    . . . raise your hand if you’ve ever pulled an all-nighter to cram for it . . .

  11. Fly says:

    PhD in cookieyumminess to Anonymiss!

  12. Anonymiss says:

    @11 Fly: Awwww :)

    I just made Fresh Orange Snaps and Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins. Who’s hungry?

  13. Harvey says:

    @12 Anonymiss – ME! ME! ME!

  14. Anonymiss says:

    @13 Harvey: I already know *you* want my cookies. :)

  15. Mythilt says:

    No thank you, orange snaps sound ok, but anything food related with the word banana in it, other than with the phrases ‘total crop failure’, and ‘wiped from existence’ is far from acceptable.

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