Reportedly, it took God billions of years tinkering around with programming before he finally got a creature to say, “Hello world.”
No, wait, it was just six days. Bet He did most of it on the fifth day’s night, too.
How do you tell if your baby is putting his mouth on everything out of curiosity or if he has rabies and is attacking everything?
Sorry, but I need sammiches more than I need feminism.