Random Thoughts: Stolen Joke, Opposition to Abortion, and Mustaches

Posted on April 17, 2014 9:00 am

How Frozen Should Have Ended is quite funny… because they stole my joke!

I’m the only possible person who could have come up with that joke.

I’d rant against income inequality for $25,000 a month.

Opposition to abortion stems from it involving ripping apart a tiny human. It’s not that hard to understand, really.

Pretending anything other than the dislike of ripping apart tiny humans is central to the opposition of abortion just makes you an idiot.

You can say, “I disagree that ripping apart tiny humans is a big deal,” but just understand that that’s central to the argument.

The main thing that distinguishes humans from the other apes is the ability to grow a mustache.

We’re going to spend $600 million on job training for the president? Will that be enough?

Evolution: “You may have thought dinosaurs were fearsome before, but now I’ve given them a few upgrades.”
*out walks a chicken*

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11 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Stolen Joke, Opposition to Abortion, and Mustaches”

  1. Jimmy says:

    “*out walks a chicken*”

    Before I comment, I need to consult my ‘inner reptile.’

  2. Harvey says:

    Obama: “You Republicans may have thought healthcare in America was working before, but now I’ve given it a few upgrades”
    *out walks Obamacare*

  3. Jimmy says:

    Bill Clinton: You may have thought Hillary was aging a bit before, but I’ve given her a few upgrades.

    *out walks the new Hillary*

  4. jw says:

    dinosaurs we’re fearsome

    “were fearsome”

  5. Steve H says:

    I, for one, am not willing to infer that non-Italian women are apes.

  6. Jimmy says:

    “*out walks a chicken*”

    And the good news is it tastes just like frogs legs.

  7. vanderleun says:

    “Opposition from abortion”

    Opposition to abortion….

  8. CrustyB says:

    If abortion is OK then everything is OK.

  9. zzyzx says:

    Everything IS okay…except criticizing Eric Holder. That would be racist.

  10. Dohtimes says:

    The old fake mustache has tricked many ape hating women, and gotten most Ivy League college girls to return to their favorite bar night after night.

  11. Karen says:

    I think chickens prefer to be referred to as ‘super-advanced stealth dinosaurs’.

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