Sadly, Not Real

Posted on April 4, 2014 10:00 pm

April Fools Day from ThinkGeek:

Laser-Guided Tactical Necktie

Don’t settle for a tie when you could win

This necktie is guaranteed to give you the tactical advantage. Use the MOLLE attachment system to bring along a set of your own whiteboard markers (because nobody ever throws the bad ones away), a first aid kit for those nasty handout papercuts, even your travel mug via carabiner (quick-release for those caffeine emergencies mid-meeting). But the best part is the built-in Class II laser, which you can use to bring attention to your important points, entertain office cats, or blind the random meeting-interrupting zombie. Once you experience ThinkGeek’s Tactical Necktie with Laser Pointer, you’ll wonder how you ever survived a meeting without it.

I’m with the commenters – there’s no reason for this not to be a real thing.

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3 Responses to “Sadly, Not Real”

  1. Oppo says:

    Not real? Just gadgitprop.

  2. MSgt B says:

    Shut up and take my money

  3. J.M. Heinrichs says:

    Made for the guy who forgets to pull up his zipper.

    Cheers

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