Straight Line of the Day: Asked if She’s Running in 2016, Hillary Said She’s “Thinking About It”, Which Is Her Way of Saying…

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Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…

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  1. Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…

    “Ahhh the first person to add to my enemies list.”

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  2. …I reserve the right to change my mind even though I don’t appear to be a woman in the traditional sense.

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  3. …”fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, I gotta love one man ’til I die, can’t stop lovin’ that man of mine!”

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  4. … assuming Barack doesn’t executive order himself a third term.

    … I’m still trying to come up with a list of accomplishments on which to campaign.

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  5. “it depends on how good of a facelift I get. Not if it’s anywhere near as bad as Pelosi’s.”

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  6. Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…

    “You are an idiot, right?”

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  7. Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…

    2 + 2 = 4

    “I already know how to redecorate the Lincoln Room for my largest donors.”

    “I have the oath of office memorized.”

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  8. “I’m politically irrelevant the second I say ‘no’, so regardless of what I actually plan, of course I’m going to at least pretend to be considering it.”

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  9. @19: Disclaimer – I actually think she’s not going to run. Her time was 2008, and she failed. The past eight years haven’t done anything to make her a better candidate.

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  10. “…it depends on what the meaning of ‘running’ is. Which, of course, also depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is. By 2016, I might just be running… away from prosecution.”

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  11. …it depends on how you interpret the US Constitution. Remember I was President for 8 years already.

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  12. “…as soon as I’m cleared of all the missing booze in the Department of State. And the money!”

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  13. … she can still avoid questions with the same dexterity that she avoids Bosnian sniper fire.

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  14. …”I ain’t no ways tired…”

    …”It will take a village…”

    …”Excuse me, my cookies are done…”

    …”Has anyone seen Bill lately?”

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  15. …only if the devil makes me do it, luckily I’m the devil.

    …this time my death squads won’t miss any potential rivals.

    …I’m eating a live kitten and I’m thinking about how to be more evil.

    …if Putin takes both coasts there is no reason to rule flyover country.

    …she may be in court defending her face in the ugly tree’s defamation suit against it.

    …the FBI file on Saint Jude won’t be enough to get her lost cause a chance, even with the newly invented patron saint of election fraud Eric Holder helping out.

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  16. “… which is her way of saying, “I’m sticking my finger in the air to see which way the wind is blowing.”

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  17. I didn’t hear the audio. Did she sound like she was emphasizing the “t” in “about”? Because that would mean the transcript was slightly in error, and could put her comment in a whole Clintonian (which is to say, non-PG) light.

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  18. If nominated, I will not run. If elected I will not serve. HA! Psych! April Fool’s!

    Got my birth certificate right here!

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