Straight Line of the Day: China Plans to Cover the World With Surveillance Satellites. Obama…

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China plans to cover the world with surveillance satellites. Obama…

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  1. China plans to cover the world with surveillance satellites. Obama…

    plans to welcome our new Chinese overlords.

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  2. Asked if there is any technology they need in order to accomplish their goal. (That they haven’t already stolen, that is.)

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  3. … sent them a harshly worded letter, then asked for another unpatriotic trillion dollars for the Mooch’s vacation budget.

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  4. …looked at Jay Carney and said, “Ah, do WE have ah uh um era th th th th those things?”

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  5. …sent Kerry over there with a whole sack of potatoes.

    …said the Chinese were being disrspectful

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  6. Obama…

    …offered the Chinese a bag of oranges. (It didn’t work for the Japanese in Seinfeld either)

    …blamed Bush

    …covered hundreds with health insurance

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  7. acted perplexed, he thought the last Chinese spacecraft delivered Sandra Bullock to Arizona at the end of the movie…

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  8. …promised to counter with stratospheric blimps with attached solar panels and wind mills for more green jobs. Several obese Hollywood actresses took it personally.

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  9. …plans to cover the US with obese poor kids.

    …suggested they use fewer by putting some into orbit with cameras on them.

    …started playing golf at night.

    …declared that their taking over of the US was a sign of weakness.

    …laughed and said he was already covered by Putin’s thumb.

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  10. … asked them to let him know if they find anywhere Michelle and her mom haven’t gone at taxpayer expense.

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  11. … looked at a world covered by NSA satellites and asked “What difference, at this point, does it make?”

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  12. …may soon, or eventually, be hailed as the first black president to find his ass without using both hands, a feat he has failed to accomplish so far. His wife, however… Well, China can see her ass from China already.

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