Straight Line of the Day: China Plans to Cover the World With Surveillance Satellites. Obama…

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China plans to cover the world with surveillance satellites. Obama…

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  1. …plans to cover the US with obese poor kids.

    …suggested they use fewer by putting some into orbit with cameras on them.

    …started playing golf at night.

    …declared that their taking over of the US was a sign of weakness.

    …laughed and said he was already covered by Putin’s thumb.


  2. …may soon, or eventually, be hailed as the first black president to find his ass without using both hands, a feat he has failed to accomplish so far. His wife, however… Well, China can see her ass from China already.



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