Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s New Book Will Be Called…

Posted on April 21, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary’s new book will be called…

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71 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s New Book Will Be Called…”

  1. Jimmy says:

    …”I Didn’t Write This.”

  2. Jimmy says:

    …”The History Of My Enemies Six Feet Under.”

  3. Bob B says:

    “Days of Whine and Roses”

  4. Jimmy says:

    …”Benghazi: It Came, I Drank, I Passed Out”

  5. Gusto Smooth says:

    …”Waving the White Flag”

  6. Bob B says:

    “Bimbos, Barack and Benghazi – My Greatest Battles”

  7. Steve H says:

    … “It Takes a Vintage.”

  8. Bob B says:

    “Whitewater Grafting for Fun and Profit”

  9. Jimmy says:

    “How To Be Secretary Of State For Dummies.”

  10. can of spam says:

    “What Difference, At This Point, Does It Make?”

    “I Was Baking Cookies Decades Before Anonymiss, And I’m At Least Still Around”

  11. Burt says:

    …”Does Anyone Remember Vince Foster?”

  12. Jimmy says:

    “My Husband Had Sexual Relations And I Abstained, Well Except Once”

  13. Burt says:

    …”Sir Edmund et al”

  14. Jimmy says:

    “Everything You Wanted To Know About Me*

    *Except you’re now dead!

  15. Burt says:

    …I said I would handle it and Nakoula Basseley Nakoula was apprehended and jailed in less than a day

  16. can of spam says:

    “How To Cover For Your Husband’s Affairs, Trade On His Name, and Still Be a Feminist Icon”

  17. Iowa Jim says:

    Tales From the Crypt

  18. Burt says:

    …out by Rush Limbaugh.

  19. Jimmy says:

    “They Don’t Call Me ‘Thunder Thighs’ For Nothing”

  20. Burt says:

    …”Release the Harridan”

    …”Hair by Medusa”

  21. Writer says:

    … The Queen of Cankles

  22. Writer says:

    … I Confess-They did it

  23. Writer says:

    … My Precious

  24. Bob B says:

    “You Can Take a Girl from Chicago, But You Can’t Take Chicago from the Girl”

  25. Writer says:

    … I Did It My Way

  26. Jimmy says:

    “Raising Lying To An Art Form: Move Over Barack!”

  27. Oppo says:

    “It Takes a Pillage . .
    (TourĂ©’s a Child)”

  28. AT says:

    “My Accomplishments.”

    It’s a short read.

  29. Jimmy says:

    “Shaddup! I Ain’t No Ways Tired!”

  30. Oppo says:

    @ Jimmy: I was just going to go after that same quote! +1 to you!!

    … “To Kill A Mockingblogger.”

  31. Oppo says:

    “Reneges and Ham.”

  32. Burt says:

    …”Zen and the Art of Whitewater Grafting”

  33. Burt says:

    …”To Make Money on Cattle Futures, Make Certain They Aren’t Wearing Cliven Bundy’s Brand”

  34. Oppo says:

    “Live and Let Die”

    “Mein Kampf-er-table Pantsuit.”


  35. Jimmy says:

    “HELP! I’m Still In Dept From My Last Campaign!”

  36. Jimmy says:

    Debt! :>)

  37. Burt says:

    …Forget Shatner and the Gnome…Book Now with Travelgate.

  38. Jimmy says:

    “The Chineseization Of America: 2016 And Beyond” by Hillary Chinkton

  39. thecookiemomma says:

    Through the seven ‘gates: From cocaine to Benghazi

  40. Jimmy says:

    Yay! I got moderated!

  41. Oppo says:

    “Catch Her In The Rye.”

  42. Oppo says:

    “Absolut [sic] Power”

    “Old Yeller

  43. Oppo says:

    “Murder on the Disoriented Express”

  44. Oppo says:

    “The Feminine Mistake”

  45. Jimmy says:

    “Booty On The Bounty”

  46. Oppo says:

    “Lez Miserables”

  47. Joe Schmo says:

    “It takes a village idiot”.

  48. c64wood says:

    “Baby Got Back”

  49. c64wood says:

    “See? The 90s Weren’t That Bad After All”

  50. frogmouth says:

    At This Point.

  51. Burt says:

    …Bedroom For Rent

  52. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Red Like Me

  53. CLIFF says:

    ‘Dodging Shoes For Dummies’

  54. c64wood says:

    “At Least I Don’t Play Golf”

  55. Dohtimes says:

    …The Prince And The Pooper.

    …Pulling Myself Up By My Own Bootlickers.

    …Undeniable Truth #24, Now Worse Than A Sharp Stick In The Eye.

  56. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …a great work of fiction.

    …”Hit that Reset Button One More Time”

    …”Bedrooms and Broomsticks”

    …”And Your Little Dog Toto Too”

  57. John says:

    Hillary care would have been so much better

  58. tanstaafl44 says:

    I can fool you too!!

  59. walruskkkch says:

    Just buy the durn thing.

  60. Jimmy says:

    “Ussjimmycarter Was A Double Agent!”

  61. Anonymiss says:

    *Snicker* These are awesome! I wish I could judge this one…

  62. Karen says:

    … ‘Brilliant’ by liberal commentators who haven’t read it. Sorta like Obamacare, only it’s not likely to run 2000 pages, and it will cost much less.

  63. Writer says:

    2 A M is Too Damn Early

  64. Writer says:

    I knew that I shouldn’t have sent my answers by White House Mail!

  65. Writer says:

    If they wanted more troops, they should have paid for them.

  66. Writer says:

    I did find the culprits! They worked for the White House.

  67. Writer says:

    Stop Whining, I still have positions to fill in Benghazi!

  68. Writer says:

    Stop Whining-Cankles and Slick Willie are here to save you.

  69. archangel says:


  70. archangel says:

    “The Illuminati and Me: one girl’s journey”

  71. Writer says:

    Mein Kampf

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