Straight Line of the Day: If You Could Ask Frank J. Any Question, What Would It Be?

Posted on April 18, 2014 12:00 pm

[High Praise! to Oppo for the suggestion]

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?

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39 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: If You Could Ask Frank J. Any Question, What Would It Be?”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?

    What question should I ask Frank J.?

  2. Steve H says:

    It would be interrogative, of course.

  3. DamnCat says:

    “What’s the frequency, Frank?”

  4. jw says:

    why don’t we get pictures of baby frank and buttercup?

  5. can of spam says:

    “What’s you best bacon-cooking secret?”

    “What’s the minimum number of megatons necessary for a proper moon nuking?”

    “Your cookie preferences: walnuts or no?”

  6. c64wood says:

    Was Humpty Dumpty and egg?

  7. can of spam says:

    “If a train leaves Boston at 9:42 am, averaging 42 MPH west toward Chicago, and another train leaves Chicago at 10:04 am, averaging 48 MPH toward New York, at the point when the trains intersect, how many federal regulations would you estimate the passengers in the two trains have violated?”

  8. can of spam says:

    “How much Hagel would a Hagelcuck chuck if a Hagelchuck could chuck Hagel?”

  9. can of spam says:

    “Imagine the 2016 contest is Hillary Clinton vs. Chris Christie. Would you prefer carbon monoxide poisoning, wrist slashing, or bridge jumping?”

  10. FredKey says:

    “When did the voices of Harvey and Basil first start talking in your head?”

  11. walruskkkch says:

    If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?

    Boxers, briefs or commando?

  12. Iowa Jim says:

    What does the J stand for?

  13. Bob B says:

    What was the proximate cause of your peripatetic vision?

  14. can of spam says:

    “Please sir, may I have another?”

    Perhaps I’ve said too much…

  15. Bob B says:

    What is your quest?

  16. walruskkkch says:

    If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?

    What’s your favorite color?

  17. walruskkkch says:

    If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?

    Are you a God?

  18. Frank J. says:

    Why do you put up with it all?

  19. can of spam says:

    “Why do you think I want to ask Frank J. a question?” /Eliza

  20. can of spam says:

    “If there was another major terrorist attack on New York, should Obama lay up on the 16th, or go for the green in 2?”

  21. can of spam says:

    “Which of the SLotD regulars would you like to punch in the face hardest?”

    (Not really sure I want to know that answer, come to think of it…)

  22. Anchorman says:

    “No, what are you doing at a Bronycon 2014?!”

  23. CLIFF says:

    “You want frys with that?”

  24. Bob B says:

    Are you now or have you ever been?

  25. gsmtiger says:

    Sir, are you, or have you ever been, a believer in the philosophy YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!?

  26. artvol11 says:

    WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow???

  27. artvol11 says:

    WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow???

  28. zzyzx says:

    What do you mean? An African or European Swallow?

  29. artvol11 says:

    Well I don’t know that…. AHHHHHHHHH!!!! *boom*

  30. zzyzx says:

    If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?

    Does it really take a cracker to slip a rozer?

  31. Chip says:

    Heinlein inspired Colony on Mars? Or ship all the idiots to Mars while keeping and rebuilding the Earth?

  32. GrandLarsenE says:

    Is your first name:

    1. A verb, as in to post a letter, like the “Franking Privelege” that congressmen have, or

    2. An adjective, meaning blunt and straightforward (May I be frank with you?), or

    3. A noun, as in franks and beans?

    Just wondering.

  33. Jimmy says:

    Frank, are you going to answer these questions?

  34. Dohtimes says:

    Who am I to question you, Frank J?

    Is having a pet foot reason enough to be banned from IMAO?

    Can we compromise and spell Fleming with 1.5 M?

  35. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …I’m not sure what question I would ask, but the answer would be 42.

  36. Burt says:

    FrankJ, if you were a tree, do you think Al Gore would like you better?

  37. Burt says:

    Have you ever taken a Cellphie with a sell fone?

  38. Oppo says:

    Why does it suddenly become my problem, if some cashier sneaks Canadian coins into my change?

  39. FredKey says:

    “Where did you get the feetie pajamas, and why are you wearing them in a Piggly Wiggly?”

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