Straight Line of the Day: If You Could Ask Frank J. Any Question, What Would It Be?

[High Praise! to Oppo for the suggestion]

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?

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  1. “What’s you best bacon-cooking secret?”

    “What’s the minimum number of megatons necessary for a proper moon nuking?”

    “Your cookie preferences: walnuts or no?”

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  2. “If a train leaves Boston at 9:42 am, averaging 42 MPH west toward Chicago, and another train leaves Chicago at 10:04 am, averaging 48 MPH toward New York, at the point when the trains intersect, how many federal regulations would you estimate the passengers in the two trains have violated?”

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  3. “Imagine the 2016 contest is Hillary Clinton vs. Chris Christie. Would you prefer carbon monoxide poisoning, wrist slashing, or bridge jumping?”

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  4. “If there was another major terrorist attack on New York, should Obama lay up on the 16th, or go for the green in 2?”

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  5. “Which of the SLotD regulars would you like to punch in the face hardest?”

    (Not really sure I want to know that answer, come to think of it…)

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  6. If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?

    Does it really take a cracker to slip a rozer?

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  7. Heinlein inspired Colony on Mars? Or ship all the idiots to Mars while keeping and rebuilding the Earth?

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  8. Is your first name:

    1. A verb, as in to post a letter, like the “Franking Privelege” that congressmen have, or

    2. An adjective, meaning blunt and straightforward (May I be frank with you?), or

    3. A noun, as in franks and beans?

    Just wondering.

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  9. Who am I to question you, Frank J?

    Is having a pet foot reason enough to be banned from IMAO?

    Can we compromise and spell Fleming with 1.5 M?

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