Straight Line of the Day: If You Could Ask Frank J. Any Question, What Would It Be?

[High Praise! to Oppo for the suggestion]

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?

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  1. “If a train leaves Boston at 9:42 am, averaging 42 MPH west toward Chicago, and another train leaves Chicago at 10:04 am, averaging 48 MPH toward New York, at the point when the trains intersect, how many federal regulations would you estimate the passengers in the two trains have violated?”


  2. Is your first name:

    1. A verb, as in to post a letter, like the “Franking Privelege” that congressmen have, or

    2. An adjective, meaning blunt and straightforward (May I be frank with you?), or

    3. A noun, as in franks and beans?

    Just wondering.



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