Straight Line of the Day: The IRS Revoked a Conservative Group’s Tax Exempt Status Because…

Posted on April 24, 2014 12:00 pm

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The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

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40 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The IRS Revoked a Conservative Group’s Tax Exempt Status Because…”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

    well, because.

  2. Steve H says:

    … anyone who steadfastly believes in Conservative principles to the point where they would go to the trouble and expense of forming a Conservative Group that helps to promote said principles would CERTAINLY give the whole thing up and curl up into a whimpering ball on the floor at the first sign that the Holy Government (praise be its name) thought badly of them and prevented them from being tax-exempt.

  3. Burt says:

    …more exemptions would mean lower bonuses for our employed taxcheats.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

    by any means necessary means by any means necessary.

  5. Burt says:

    …conservatives aren’t really smart enough to form a group, are they?

  6. walruskkkch says:

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

    they lacked the proper letters of transit signed by General Charles DeGaulle.

  7. DamnCat says:

    ..the application included the an instance of the word “it’s” when it should have been “its”.

  8. walruskkkch says:

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

    resistance is futile.

  9. walruskkkch says:

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

    The Obama’s needed another vacation.

  10. walruskkkch says:

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

    Orders vill be followed!

  11. Bob B says:

    …they could.

  12. Bob B says:

    …doing anything else would draw the wrath of their Progressive overlords.

  13. CrabbyOldBat says:

    . . . reasons.

  14. Bob B says:

    …at this point, what difference does it make?

  15. jw says:

    …’cause he’s the Taxman

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKIe8AokW8E

  16. Oppo says:

    … in conservative hands, 501(c)(4) might be a high-capacity explosive. Or at least an explosive issue.

  17. walruskkkch says:

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

    I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

  18. Oppo says:

    … they disagree with what you say, and will defund to the death your right to say it.

  19. Oppo says:

    … that’ll Lerner them!!

  20. walruskkkch says:

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

    rounding them all up and having them shot hasn’t been approved by higher ups….yet.

  21. Oppo says:

    … as The Police state (pun intended):

    “I will turn your face to alabaster,
    Then you’ll find your servant is your master.”

  22. walruskkkch says:

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

    Chapter one says that the hat8r got be a playahat8r with all their heart.

  23. walruskkkch says:

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

    taxing their Tea hasn’t seemed to rile them up like it used to.

  24. Oppo says:

    … let’s face it, being non-profit is not something conservatives do as well as liberals.

  25. Oppo says:

    … they just can’t keep their laws off our political bodies.

  26. Oppo says:

    … of global warming. (The link is irrefutable, and only flat-earthers deny it.) And Bush, racism, and the sequester. Am I forgetting any?

  27. Oppo says:

    … the power to tax is the power to destroy. And they aren’t giving that up unless someone turns a fire hose on them.

  28. Anchorman says:

    Joke’s over.

    I filed a FOIA and got the response.

    The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because [REDACTED].

  29. Oppo says:

    … the conservative group’s name was “The Stupid IRS Stupid Stupid Power-Mad Idiotic Greedy Wasters Of Other People’s Hard-Earned Money Let’s All Constantly Point Out Their Fraud, Malevolence and Waste and Mock Them As They Deserve and While We’re At It Also Work Against the Communist Agenda Political Action Committee.”

  30. Jimmy says:

    …they just basically want to see if Conservatives can make money in politics. (I’m being nice.) The problem is that it would be very easy to ‘break even’ and not owe any taxes anyway – at least for a number of years before the IRS objects to their not ‘progressing’ properly.

  31. MoogieP says:

    There has to be a reason?

  32. Chip says:

    ….Boooossssshhhh!!!!!

    …..Koooooccccchhhhhhh!

  33. Burt says:

    #18 Oppo +1

  34. Anonymiss says:

    @28 Cookies to Anchorman! :)

  35. Oppo says:

    #11 is the one true reason.

  36. c64wood says:

    We all know that taxes come from the producers and given to the takers. Granting conservatives a tax exempt status is reducing their income

  37. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …”this email from Lois Lerner said to… Er, I’m not under oath, am I? I plead the Fifth!”

  38. Dohtimes says:

    …all their moms wear combat boots.

    …those people can spell, and you can’t spell racism without I R S.

    …you can’t get good help in the vote fraud industry these days.

    …Pavlov’s dog was a liberal, apparently.

    …you can lead a horse to water but you can’t force a liberal not to wallow in it’s own filth.

  39. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . that’s what they do on any day of the week containing the letter “y”

  40. Writer says:

    They dared not to register as Lefties, the only way that Tax-Exempt status is permisable (Just ask Media Matters).

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