Straight Line of the Day: The IRS Revoked a Conservative Group’s Tax Exempt Status Because…

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The IRS revoked a conservative group’s tax-exempt status because…

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  1. … anyone who steadfastly believes in Conservative principles to the point where they would go to the trouble and expense of forming a Conservative Group that helps to promote said principles would CERTAINLY give the whole thing up and curl up into a whimpering ball on the floor at the first sign that the Holy Government (praise be its name) thought badly of them and prevented them from being tax-exempt.

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  2. … the conservative group’s name was “The Stupid IRS Stupid Stupid Power-Mad Idiotic Greedy Wasters Of Other People’s Hard-Earned Money Let’s All Constantly Point Out Their Fraud, Malevolence and Waste and Mock Them As They Deserve and While We’re At It Also Work Against the Communist Agenda Political Action Committee.”

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  3. …they just basically want to see if Conservatives can make money in politics. (I’m being nice.) The problem is that it would be very easy to ‘break even’ and not owe any taxes anyway – at least for a number of years before the IRS objects to their not ‘progressing’ properly.

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  4. …all their moms wear combat boots.

    …those people can spell, and you can’t spell racism without I R S.

    …you can’t get good help in the vote fraud industry these days.

    …Pavlov’s dog was a liberal, apparently.

    …you can lead a horse to water but you can’t force a liberal not to wallow in it’s own filth.

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