Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Wearable Device From Google…

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The latest wearable device from Google…

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  1. . . . is a sign to hang around your neck that says “I’m hip and cool”, which is the message that people who buy products from Google (or Apple) want to convey by buying the products.


  2. The latest wearable device from Google…

    …sandals that look really cool with socks

    …ball and chain

    …rose colored google glasses

    …will be a ring that changes colors depending on your mood


  3. … will be worn ironically by Third-Worlders with no access to either internet or electricity.

    … will soon be found in a crumpled heap at the foot of the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom.


  4. …the Google Gun, defend your position with bullet points.

    …pocket protectors, even after your beating all hot chicks dig a nerd with a crisp, clean pocket.

    …the Beanie Club, no more toilet swirlies for you, tiger.

    …replaces your plaid onesie with My Little Pony themed twosies.

    …replaces your old tin foil hat with lightweight aluminum, sucker.

    …makes the purchase of your next wearable device for you.



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