Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Moment During Kathleen Sebelius’s Resignation Speech…

Posted on April 14, 2014 12:00 pm

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The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech

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42 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Moment During Kathleen Sebelius’s Resignation Speech…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … When she barked liked a dog, then looked over her shoulder and cried “Please don’t eat me!”

  2. Bob B says:

    …was her shout-out to Molech.

  3. FormerHostage says:

    …was when she waved her hand at the press while saying “These are not the ‘droids you are looking for.”

  4. FormerHostage says:

    was when she stated that ObamaCare enrollment was a success…with a straight face!

  5. walruskkkch says:

    The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…

    was when she started foaming at the mouth and fell over backwards.

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . occurred when she took the two balls out of her pocket and rolled them around in her hand.

  7. FormerHostage says:

    was when everyone noticed Obama’s lips moving.

  8. FormerHostage says:

    @6
    It was the strawberries wasn’t it!

  9. walruskkkch says:

    The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…

    was when she told the President, “Don’t tase me Bro.”

  10. walruskkkch says:

    The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…

    was the opening of the third seal.

  11. FormerHostage says:

    …was when she started fading away until there was nothing left but her smile.

  12. walruskkkch says:

    The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…

    was when she bit the head off a live chicken, such a geek.

  13. Bob B says:

    …was when she shouted “I’m going to Disneyland!”

  14. Bob B says:

    …was when she showed everyone her Planned Parenthood tattoo.

  15. c64wood says:

    The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…

    …was when she started twerking

    …it is revealed she is really a ventriloquist dummy

  16. jw says:

    …when she put on her coat made of 101 dalmations

  17. walruskkkch says:

    The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…

    was when she admitted, “Crap, now I gotta get by in the private sector.”

  18. walruskkkch says:

    The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…

    was the ever so brief, almost infinitesimal, moment when, after all the blather and stock phrases there came upon her the sudden realization that she would have to actually sign up for this mess causing a small tear to appear on her face.

  19. Dohtimes says:

    …was Obama interrupting to find out if she wanted the red or blue cyanide pill.

    …was when she said that death was a tax, otherwise all Obamacare signees would live forever.

    …was swearing that the death panels were replaced by the new remove everything from the body, leave the cannoli surgery.

  20. Rayfan87 says:

    Was when she jumped up did the Time Warp.

  21. Burt says:

    … when she boasted that she would prefer to pay the penalty rather than going thru the enrollment.

  22. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . was her asking “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

  23. Burt says:

    …the little tapdance she performed upon hearing of the Unemployment Benefits extension.

  24. Jimmy says:

    …was when she removed her mask and revealed that she is actually one of those lizard aliens.

  25. Bob B says:

    …was when she closed her remarks with “George Tiller Forever!”

  26. Writer says:

    … was when she clicked her Ruby Slippers together and, said, “That’s all for you and your little dog too!

  27. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    … was when she said “if you like your job, you can keep your job, unless you’re me”.

  28. FormerHostage says:

    …was when Joe Biden wandered out with his bathrobe open to get the paper from the lawn.

  29. willy says:

    …was when some guy in pajamas handed her a cup of cocoa.

  30. Dohtimes says:

    …she bragged that she was no longer just a synonym for bilious but now for canker, cancer and cooties.

  31. Jimmy says:

    @30: …and cold sores! (not covered by Obamacare.)

  32. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . came when John Cleese walked in with a cage containing a Norwegian blue parrot, which he claimed was dead, and Sebelius insisted was alive.

  33. FormerHostage says:

    @32 lovely plumage though.

  34. walruskkkch says:

    The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…

    was the little man standing behind her saying “Sic transit gloria mundi” over and over again.

  35. jw says:

    @34 only to have biden keep asking “who’s gloria”

  36. Dohtimes says:

    …she and Justin Bieber thanked all the Sebelievers by peeing in a mop bucket.

    …she promised Sandra Fluke she would soon get her Frederick’s Of Hollywood lingerie, not (NOT!!!) a coat hanger, free home abortion kit.

  37. Oppo says:

    … was when she announced her new job at a liberal think tank by saying “Parting is such sweet Soros.”

    … was when she was joined onstage by Janet Napolitano and Lois Lerner; and the three of them hailed Obama as the Thane of Cawdor.

    (before they realized that Obama has grinders full of women.)

  38. Oppo says:

    … was when the kid on her way to the locker room asked her if she wanted a Koch.

  39. cryptocon says:

    was when her manual teleprompter crashed.

  40. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …was when she committed seppuku by signing up for Obamacare.

  41. HokieGomer says:

    …was the guy in the holocaust cloak pushing the cart around the Rose Garden calling “Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!” #awkward

  42. Bad Science says:

    The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
    It took Obama several tries to get her under the bus.

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