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The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech

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  1. The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…

    was the ever so brief, almost infinitesimal, moment when, after all the blather and stock phrases there came upon her the sudden realization that she would have to actually sign up for this mess causing a small tear to appear on her face.

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  2. …was Obama interrupting to find out if she wanted the red or blue cyanide pill.

    …was when she said that death was a tax, otherwise all Obamacare signees would live forever.

    …was swearing that the death panels were replaced by the new remove everything from the body, leave the cannoli surgery.

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  3. …she and Justin Bieber thanked all the Sebelievers by peeing in a mop bucket.

    …she promised Sandra Fluke she would soon get her Frederick’s Of Hollywood lingerie, not (NOT!!!) a coat hanger, free home abortion kit.

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  4. … was when she announced her new job at a liberal think tank by saying “Parting is such sweet Soros.”

    … was when she was joined onstage by Janet Napolitano and Lois Lerner; and the three of them hailed Obama as the Thane of Cawdor.

    (before they realized that Obama has grinders full of women.)

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