The Sign Says “Why Lie? I Need Mackerel”

Posted on April 26, 2014 8:00 pm

A proposed California bill would force SeaWorld San Diego to stop using killer whales in its iconic shows and to release them from their tanks.

I suppose it’s well-intentioned, but you know this will only lead to homeless off-ramp squeegee whales.

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8 Responses to “The Sign Says “Why Lie? I Need Mackerel””

  1. Oppo says:

    Even worse, they might go into orcanized crime.

  2. Oppo says:

    Or they’ll be asking their drug dealer, Ahab: “Brother, can you spear a dime?”

  3. Oppo says:

    Wait — so what if the whales continue to work without a government permit? Does California suddenly see this as a problem?

    By the way, did they ever call an end to that boycott of Arizona ICE Tea??

  4. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Sounds like the trained seals are trying show the trained whales who’s boss, watch out dolphins, you’re next.
    It’s not like they want to let them go, they just want them to sit around and do nothing all day, like the people who elected them.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    Do liberals want no one to actually have a job?

  6. Jimmy says:

    Well, then they’ll have to outlaw zoos. Do it for the children.

  7. Geoff Whisler says:

    Free Willy is not a documentary about Bill Clinton

  8. Oppo says:

    Won’t someone give them a path to cetaceanship?

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