This Explains Obama

Posted on April 9, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Cheezburger.com]

Yeah, yeah, I know… the title is racist because pencil leads are black…

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10 Responses to “This Explains Obama”

  1. zzyzx says:

    Which pencil is the boss pencil?

  2. zzyzx says:

    Actually …nothing explains Obama.

  3. Radical Ron in Ohio says:

    Why in the **** can’t I give ya’ a pictoral answer without going thru those BS “social networking” sites? Since this is the first time I have tried replying this way, I really expected more of your site. But half-ass expected it from that goofy Cheezburger.com site.

    I actually had a pretty good rebuttal to give ya’ that completely explained the “white” pencil being the sharpest in the drawer’. Oh well.

    [Edited for language. - Basil]

  4. Basil says:

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  5. Radical Ron in Ohio says:

    That’s quite a dildo shaped pacifier ya’ got there. Thanks for sharing that with this site’s loyal viewers. I’ll bet you only practice on it in private so, we should feel privileged that you would share one of your inner-most secrets with us especially when one only questions the functionality of this web site.

  6. Writer says:

    We all know about the White pencil and how Obama wouldn’t touch one that color except to dispose of it.

  7. Basil says:

    Ron: Having had children and grandchildren, it’s a natural reaction for me to reach for a pacifier when I hear a baby crying.

  8. Harvey says:

    @3 Ron – You’re a guest here. As your hosts, we expect a certain degree of courtesy. I’ll quote Heinlein:

    “Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together. Often the very young, the untravelled, the naive, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as “empty,” “meaningless,” or “dishonest,” and scorn to use them. No matter how “pure” their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work too well at best.”

    I understand you’re frustrated, but do try to be polite about it.

  9. Oppo says:

    I actually had a pretty good rebuttal to Ron’s comments, but I’ll just complain in disproportionately inappropriate language about the way things are, instead. Since this is my first time, I feel this is entirely appropriate.

    (Please feel sorry for the first girl I ever go out with!)

  10. zzyzx says:

    Dildo shaped pacifier? Just looks like a regular shaped pacifier to me. Am i missing something here?

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