Well, There’s Really No Other Option

Posted on April 5, 2014 12:00 pm

Airplane pilots cruising over southern California have been complaining about a “nearly blinding” glare emanating from a 3500-acre government-funded solar thermal facility.

I’m sure the government will go for the obvious fix: installing 3500-acre sunglasses.

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9 Responses to “Well, There’s Really No Other Option”

  1. zzyzx says:

    Just shut your eyes! Damn, can’t you fly the plane with your eyes shut? This pilot is most likely a trouble making member of the TEA Party. Ditto for the air traffic controler.

  2. jw says:

    obviously the airlines need to change departure times so that they only fly over the solar facility at night.

    otherwise they face fines for blocking the sunlight.

  3. Oppo says:

    An appropriate effect of life under B. Obama, “The Sun King.”
    His trademark saying: “L’Etat, c’est moins. Tres, tres moins.”

  4. jw says:

    “The Sun King,” “L’Etat, c’est moi.”

    B. Obama “L’Etat, c’est moi.”


    “L’Etat, c’est plus. Tres, tres plus.”


    “L’Etat, c’est moins. Tres, tres moins.”


    of course my french is even worse than my english. i could be mistaken.

  5. Jimmy says:

    People here speak French?


  6. jw says:

    @5 Jimmy

    at least one less than think they do. :)

    btw “Unfriggenbelievable.” was the most commonly heard expletive from my french teachers after my oral exams.

  7. Oppo says:

    (@6: I was trying to imply that the state was very, very much diminished under B.O., very very much less (in stature),
    but I share the opinion that it is very much greater in reach and power.)

  8. Jimmy says:

    @6: Hehe. Actually, I was trying to sound German, having studied it for 4+ years in school. Aber, das ist unfricken möglich!

    I thought about taking French but concluded I was basically more guttural by nature, as the Irish often are… in the gutter.

  9. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    government-funded solar thermal facility
    Global Warming


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