Happy 75th birthday, Batman! If it's any consolation, your parents would be dead by now anyway.
— Wonderella (@wonderella) March 31, 2014
Welcome to Lots of Novocaine in Your Mouth Club. The firrst ruuuule ofnovocrnn clbbbb issttthhh jjajhagiidnzmz plubrrrrbrzzzz
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) April 1, 2014
I need to return this TV. "Sir, that's a toaster" I have a receipt. "That's a napkin" I have rights! "You're a taco" *taco bristles angrily*
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) April 1, 2014