"Your fly is down." – Me alerting someone that their pet insect looks depressed
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) April 7, 2014
Take me down to the gentrified city where the grass is green and the girls can't even
— jon (@senderblock23) April 7, 2014
I read that there was a brawl at an NYPD/FDNY charity hockey game, and nothing has ever made more sense.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 7, 2014
Next time you want to impress a girl when you're on a walk and hear chirping, elbow her in the shoulder and say "Dems is boids."
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) April 7, 2014