"April Fools!" -Mr. T reminding a group of CPAs which month taxes are due.
— Growly Grego (@GrowlyGrego) April 1, 2014
Parenting tip: Put your baby up for adoption and reclaim her around age 4.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) April 1, 2014
GM is alive, their customers are dead.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 1, 2014
if you ever need me just go to the nearest beach at sunset. i’ll be there, practicing karate.
— lawblob (@lawblob) April 1, 2014