Life is what happens when you’re not trying to remember the 90’s.
— tony logan (@tnylgn) April 23, 2014
#NetflixCategories "Shows Placed In A Genre By Netflix Employees With A Secret Hatred For That Genre"
— Popehat (@Popehat) April 23, 2014
hey nice baby whered you get it, the ugly stupid baby store????? #AnotherSlamDunkDiss
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) April 23, 2014
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 23, 2014
Warn your children: If they're playing tag and they're "it" and the person they're playing with dies, they are "it" forever.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) April 23, 2014
You might say that she's a member of the world's oldest profession, if you get my drift…. (dinosaur therapist)
— Musky Lozenge (@LostCatDog) April 23, 2014