In an attic somewhere, there's a painting of Lindsay Lohan that looks 27 years old.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 21, 2014
"I don't see race" - blind guy at marathon
— sadvil (@crylenol) April 21, 2014
Let's hope your mommy taught you how to wash your hands so you didn't have to learn from a pictogram in a Burger King bathroom.
— Ahm Seventysix (@Ahm76) April 21, 2014
I bet every Baldwin brother takes the "Which Baldwin Brother Are You?" quiz hoping to get Alec.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 21, 2014