If I'm ever forced to pick my favorite David Spade sitcom, just shoot me
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) April 3, 2014
“Oh wow, way better!” -Jedi Knight trying out a gun
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) April 3, 2014
Guide to making everyone hate you: Step 1) Turn your hat backwards
— noog (@noog) April 3, 2014
Breaking: Chairman of Unilever ousted upon learning he once ate at a Chick-Fil-A and has Duck Dynasty coffee mug.
— Bossy McBossboss (@RennaW) April 3, 2014