A man in India who dresses like Spider-Man is running for public office. He's expected to lose to a man who dresses like a politician.
— MancowMuller (@MancowMuller) April 25, 2014
I got kicked out of Ninja school after being sighted for stealth code violations
— dan mentos (@NonCombosMentos) April 25, 2014
Will I understand Star Wars Episode V if I didn't see Episodes T and U yet?
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) April 26, 2014
I love myself. That's why I let myself go.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) April 26, 2014
"That's an unacceptable view," (as opposed to "I disagree with that view") situates the speaker pretty reliably on the Left-Right spectrum.
— Daniel Hannan (@DanHannanMEP) April 27, 2014
If superheroes taught me anything at an early age, it’s that I should trust men who wear tights & lie about their identities.
— Erica B (@SCbchbum) April 27, 2014