Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring in 8 minutes

[High Praise! to Mighty Mega]

This has a generous handful of gratuitous swears, but it’s also a clear and succinct condensation of the first movie. Watching it will make you realize just how much of FotR was nothing but reaction shots and walking scenes (breathtaking though they were) that did nothing to advance the story.


[Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring in 8 minutes] (Viewer #6,975)

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It’s Like, Fiduciary, Dude

In Colorado, a new University has opened its doors that teaches people how to run a marijuana business.

The hardest part – convincing them that a lava lamp is NOT considered a depreciable asset for tax purposes.

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Link of the Day: Why I Will Outlive Frank J.

[High Praise! to Dr. Alun Withey]

The Medical Case for Beards in the 19th Century

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I Like This Acronym

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Suitably Qualified

A Florida high school football coach has been arrested after authorities say he repeatedly stole money from students’ wallets.

So… he’s in a position of trust and continually betrayed those he served? Looks like Obama just found Eric Holder’s replacement.

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*Raises Hand*

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Zero Accountability

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21 Ways to Open a Bottle


[21 Ways To Open A Bottle] (Viewer #1,106,709)

Personally, I’d skip the one at the 52-second mark in favor of using the staple-remover on the right.

Maybe if it were a Mac…

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Possibly Both

A former British tabloid editor admitted that he hacked Kate Middleton’s phone 155 times.

Can’t tell if he’s clearing his conscience or polishing an NSA internship application.

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Yo Liberal Mama

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Link of the Day: Gaslighting

[High Praise! to According to Hoyt]

Gaslighting

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Wisdom of the Day: Britain Busey Dog

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Quick! Someone Tell Hillary!

TV networks are complaining that several major advertisers have moved a portion of the money they previously spent on television to online media outlets.

Finally! Something that CAN be blamed on a YouTube video.

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Obama Warned Us – Petition

Make your voice heard: Sign this petition on raising the minimum wage. http://ofa.bo/plW #RaiseTheWage

@BarackObama

“Or… you can quit fooling around on the internet, get back to work, and earn a raise on your own merit – if the business doesn’t go bankrupt because of Obamacare first.”

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Straight Line of the Day: At a Science Fair, President Obama Snapped at a Reporter Because…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

At a Science Fair, President Obama snapped at a reporter because…

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