America Is So Awesome That We Build Really Expensive Machines Just So We Can Break Stuff With Them

Posted on May 9, 2014 9:00 pm


[GE Advanced Materials Testing – Everyday Objects Compilation – #SpringBreakIt] (Viewer #75,995)

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3 Responses to “America Is So Awesome That We Build Really Expensive Machines Just So We Can Break Stuff With Them”

  1. Oppo says:

    And when the initial round of breaking things is over, does America call it a night?

    No!

    The music comes on, the glitter ball starts up, and it’s time for Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo! ‘Merica!

  2. Jimmy says:

    Or boogie woogie piano with babe socks on a slippery wood floor, Oppo.

  3. 4of7 says:

    That “micro erosion” 156mph wind blaster has great potential as a CIA interrogation device, since waterboarding is too cruel and unusual.
    “What? How can you say we’re torturing that terrorist? Why, I can honestly say that we didn’t even Touch him!”
    (during the interrogation – “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!”)

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