How Are You Everybody?

Posted on May 30, 2014 11:00 am

I haven’t done this in a while, but I thought I’d share a spam comment I got I really liked:

I am regular reader, how are you everybody?
This paragraph posted at this site is genuinely pleasant.

Why can’t you regular readers be as complimentary as spammers? When was the last time one of you told me how pleasant a paragraph was that I wrote?

Well, yes, I haven’t blogged full paragraphs very much lately, but maybe I would do that more often if you said things like, “That series of sentences you put together to form one thought filled me with a pleasant feeling.”

Anyway, here is another nice spam comment:

What’s up, this weekend is fastidious in support of me,
as this time i am reading this wonderful informative post here at my home.

May you all have a weekend that is fastidious in support of you.

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16 Responses to “How Are You Everybody?”

  1. DamnCat says:

    Nope – I be takin’ it slowstidious.

  2. Jimmy says:

    Well, you have to make us laugh before we’ll write full paragraphs blow chunks of fastidious niceness in your direction, Frank.

  3. can of spam says:

    I am pleased to see how poetic you find my offerings…

    Oh, wait, those weren’t me.

  4. Jimmy says:

    And of course, the only way to make us laugh is by writing full paragraphs, Frank.

    Okay, this post made me laugh. Compliments.

    I’m starting slowish, just like DamnCat.

  5. jw says:

    in supportive of the fastidiousness of your gracious genuinely pleasant paragraph sentenceness, a sentient weekend for you as well.

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    Those arrangement of sentence that start with indentation fill me with harmonious thought and feeling. I look forward to one lambent week-end.

  7. Oppo says:

    I feel I’ve made a connection, as this time I am reading this wonderful informative post here at my home, too!

  8. Oppo says:

    Wait. Never mind. I am an irregular reader.

  9. FredKey says:

    I am incorrigible over your tender mellifluousness.

  10. DL Sly says:

    “I am an irregular reader.”

    There’s a cure for that.
    0>;~]

  11. Bob B says:

    I am hopelessly enamored of your trenchant societal observations.
    Also pleased to be a small part of genuine community, with informative commenters.

  12. DamnCat says:

    @ Bob B.
    Please provide link to that “genuine community, with informative commenters”.

  13. Ernie Loco says:

    I’m pretty sure I could write a Markov generator to produce more coherent spam than that, and I only have a tenuous grasp on what Markov chains are in the first place.

  14. No One of Consequence says:

    Why can’t you regular readers be as complimentary as spammers? When was the last time one of you told me how pleasant a paragraph was that I wrote?

    I dunno. This one sounds a bit peevish. But then, I’m not a spammer, and my social skills are somewhat lacking.

  15. Doug says:

    FrankJ, your words flow like liquid bacon on to paragraphs of buttered waffles!

  16. Steve H says:

    @15 – Dude, you should be the next Poet Lauriette!

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