How Are You Everybody?

I haven’t done this in a while, but I thought I’d share a spam comment I got I really liked:

I am regular reader, how are you everybody?
This paragraph posted at this site is genuinely pleasant.

Why can’t you regular readers be as complimentary as spammers? When was the last time one of you told me how pleasant a paragraph was that I wrote?

Well, yes, I haven’t blogged full paragraphs very much lately, but maybe I would do that more often if you said things like, “That series of sentences you put together to form one thought filled me with a pleasant feeling.”

Anyway, here is another nice spam comment:

What’s up, this weekend is fastidious in support of me,
as this time i am reading this wonderful informative post here at my home.

May you all have a weekend that is fastidious in support of you.

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16 Comments

  1. I’m pretty sure I could write a Markov generator to produce more coherent spam than that, and I only have a tenuous grasp on what Markov chains are in the first place.

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  2. Why can’t you regular readers be as complimentary as spammers? When was the last time one of you told me how pleasant a paragraph was that I wrote?

    I dunno. This one sounds a bit peevish. But then, I’m not a spammer, and my social skills are somewhat lacking.

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