It’s Like, Fiduciary, Dude

Posted on May 31, 2014 8:00 pm

In Colorado, a new University has opened its doors that teaches people how to run a marijuana business.

The hardest part – convincing them that a lava lamp is NOT considered a depreciable asset for tax purposes.

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9 Responses to “It’s Like, Fiduciary, Dude”

  1. Burt says:

    Wait! What? I was told that lava lamps were appreciating in value.

  2. Bob B says:

    And that patchouli is NOT a valuable commodity.

  3. DamnCat says:

    Professor Tommy Chong

  4. Oppo says:

    “Staying mellow” isn’t a valid business plan;
    Giving away the inventory doesn’t make you a non-profit;
    Seed money is exactly what it sounds like;
    Majorly high is not the tax bracket you want to aim for;
    Your income is what the Occupiers are eyeing, not someone else’s.

  5. zzyzx says:

    The university of Mary and Jane, not to be confused with William and Mary.

  6. zzyzx says:

    Home of the Fighting Stoners (not to be confused with the Fighting Irish) unfortunately their football program was a total bust do to the fact that no one could remember the plays.

  7. Iowa Jim says:

    their football program was a total bust do to the fact that no one could remember the plays.

    Sort of like the Oakland Raiders for the past ten seasons or so.

  8. zzyzx says:

    As a Raider fan I hate to admit it but you’re right. I think even Iowa St. could beat them.

  9. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Step 1: Do exactly what you’ve been doing for years.
    Step 2: Pay the government because you made money doing what you’ve been doing for years.
    Step 3: Realize, wow man, this like…sucks dude, I gotta give them like half my money man, wtf?
    Step 4: Move to a state where it’s still illegal.
    Step 5: Repeat Step 1.

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