Metal Fever

Posted on May 23, 2014 4:00 pm

A Florida man is suing for the right to marry his laptop computer.

If that happens, will Massachusetts be the first state to let computers marry each other?

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5 Responses to “Metal Fever”

  1. jw says:

    didn’t we do this one on May 8th?

    http://www.imao.us/index.php/2014/05/if-you-love-your-computer-so-much/

    basil?

  2. zzyzx says:

    Will Massachusetts be the first state to let computers marry each other? Only if they’re same sex computers, otherwise no.

  3. Harvey says:

    @2 – zzyzx – Every OS I’ve ever interacted with to so temperamental that I just assumed all computers are female. Was I mistaken?

  4. Bob B says:

    Next comes self-awareness, and we all know what that means…

  5. zzyzx says:

    Harvey, no doubt your theory is correct. I say this ’cause I have two computers…and they’re both bitches.

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