5 Guys is good at making burgers, bad at BACON REMEMBRANCE.
Before leaving with my order, I even asked, “Did you remember the bacon?” I’d get more mad if everyone there weren’t always so nice.
I’m not going to eat some baconless burger like some savage! I mean, I did, every bite (plus the fries), but I still missed the bacon.
The only reason the Nazis were around so long is Twitter didn’t exist then to bring them down with hashtags.
Why hasn’t Obama released the power of the hashtag on the economy? It’s like he doesn’t want people to have jobs.
Scientists should come up with environmentally friendly solutions that save money and not care whether people believes in global warming or not.
Oh wait. Doing useful things with science is the job of engineers.
Why hasn’t the government done something about how poison dart frogs’ bright colors make them look appetizing to small children?
Despite how they look, poison dart frogs are not berry flavored.
Nothing worse than getting a grizzly bear in a headlock and forgetting what the Boy Scout manual says you’re supposed to do next.