Random Thoughts: Batman, Alec Baldwin, and Brain Damage

Posted on May 14, 2014 9:00 am

I had finally forgotten that Ben Affleck is going to be Batman.

In a way, Alec Baldwin is a lot like Batman in how he’s always getting on the wrong side of the police. Maybe other similarities.

If climate scientists are so smart, how come that can’t figure out why no one takes their doomsday predictions seriously?

Alec Baldwin was only finally caught by police because of NSA metadata collection, so you may want to rethink your stance on that.

I doubt Hillary has any sort of health problem that can’t be overcome by her consuming the soul of a young maiden.

So is Ben Affleck Batman going to have to constantly stand next to Jesse Eisenberg Lex Luthor to look tough?

I don’t know how to deal with little kids’ Saul Alinksy tactics of repeating back everything I say.

“Your script simply says: ‘Godzilla smashes through city. Bryan Cranston is in this.’”
“So?”
“It’s the best script I’ve ever read.”

The question is: Is Jack Bauer a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

What if because of her brain damage, Hillary gets confused and starts saying truthful things?

Ooh! Special brain damage where Hillary can’t lie! It could be a sequel to Liar Liar. It will be hilarious.

Frankly, I think a brain-damaged Hillary could be cast as much more likeable.

Democrats are right to condemn the exploitation of Hillary’s brain damage. Those with damaged brains have every right to be president.

I, for one, would be fine with voting for a brain-damaged candidate. A brain-damaged man, though.

So when is the Doctor Who/Bill & Ted crossover?
“Exterminate!”
“Bogus!”

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6 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Batman, Alec Baldwin, and Brain Damage”

  1. zzyzx says:

    I understand that, much like Constable Tom of Timberland Tales fame, she is rumored to have only a small amount of brain damage. That should not be a barrier to the presidency as many of our leading politicians also have a small amount of brain damage. Just look at Joe Biden.

  2. jw says:

    “I doubt Hillary has any sort of health problem that can’t be overcome by her consuming the soul of a young maiden.”

    this may explain the long and successful marriage. hillary consumes the soul then bill gets the body.

  3. Jimmy says:

    The mad cow (brain damage) could have been caused by eating too many babies.

  4. CrabbyOldBat says:

    I doubt Hillary has any sort of health problem that can’t be overcome by her consuming the soul of a young maiden.

    Already on it (TM Stoaty Weasel): http://sweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hillaryposter.jpg

  5. blarg says:

    “I doubt Hillary has any sort of health problem that can’t be overcome by her consuming the soul of a young maiden.”

    …or at least a chunky 40-something ex-maiden with a penchant for cigars…

  6. Jimmy says:

    The woman’s been damaged goods all along. That it just now reached her brain is ludicrous. That’s where it started.

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