Random Thoughts: Chemtrails, Government Incompetency, and Whining

Posted on May 30, 2014 9:00 am

The reason there are so many more wacky conspiracy theories these days is that the government puts paranoia-inducing chemicals in chemtrails.

“I voted for Obama because the GOP VP candidate was ignorant.” That pulls into question your wisdom on anything else.

That was a common thinking for a lot of people. Probably breathed in chemtrails.

Just really weird someone who voted for Obama wondering why government is so incompetent.

“Why does government fail at everything it does? Oh, better go vote to reelect Obama before the polls close.”

Call me an insane dreamer, but I still hold out hopes that M. Night Shyamalan will one day make a good film again.

I’ve concluded that not having the same political beliefs as me makes you angry and stupid and shut up.

I wonder how many people would be a serial killer except they’ve just never tried killing anyone and don’t know how much they’d like it.

I wonder if I hindered my daughter from eschewing traditional gender roles by naming her Buttercup.

One day people will look back on our society and say, “Never before had people been blessed with so much yet whined so incessantly.”

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9 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Chemtrails, Government Incompetency, and Whining”

  1. DamnCat says:

    I wonder if I hindered my daughter from eschewing traditional gender roles by naming her Buttercup.

    Who knows? But naming your son Rex McStudly Fleming probably didn’t help either.

  2. Chip says:

    Call me an insane dreamer, but I still hold out hopes that M. Night Shyamalan will one day make a good film again.

    Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

  3. Jimmy says:

    Well, since your other choices were Sugar Lump, Sweet Pea or Bacon Bits, you did alright.

  4. FredKey says:

    Take it from me, serial killing is not nearly as much fun as it looks. There’s so many details to think about. The supplies alone are ridiculous — bleach, gloves, chains, you name it — and it’s not like you can just go to murderers’ aisle Sam’s Club. The overhead is a killer. And no one ever appreciates your hard work.

  5. Andrew Felsher says:

    Call me an insane dreamer, but I still hold out hopes that M. Night Shyamalan will one day make a good film again.

    It would be his magnum opus – the ultimate Shyamalan twist.

  6. DamnCat says:

    Fred Key got a snappy new hat.

  7. Oppo says:

    Disguise?

    or trophy?

  8. Jimmy says:

    FredKey’s avatar looks like an old style microphone with a fancy jazz hat.

    And he be bloggin’!

  9. FredKey says:

    Thank you, kids! Yeah, I’m like a ratpacker now. Ring-a-ding-ding. Cool? I eat cool for breakfast.

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