Random Thoughts: Conspiracy Theories, Collapse of Society, and College Campuses

Posted on May 13, 2014 9:00 am

If Benghazi is such a made up controversy, who do WH defenders have to keep making up the facts?

What idiot called it honey and not buzz feed?

We have too many endangered species; can’t we get rid of some?

Do you sometimes envy the much more interesting and magical world conspiracy theorists live in?

I like being a programmer, but I feel like I should have at least one skill that’s still marketable if society collapses.

I think I’ll learn gunsmithing. That will be my in-demand skill if society collapses. Sounds easier than farming.

Jay Z wanted to do something special for his hundredth problem.

Can someone who is not a sociopath tell me how long I’m supposed to wait until I make a joke about the Clay Aiken thing?

Where are college kids getting this foolish and poisonous notion that they have opinions relevant to anyone?

College campuses seem like places where extremely fragile ideas are protected from reality.

If we’re going to have a collapse of society, let’s at least have an extremely equitable one.

Did you know that libraries are still a thing?

Now Jack Bauer is just randomly shooting protesters. He’s living out all our fascist fantasies.

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8 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Conspiracy Theories, Collapse of Society, and College Campuses”

  1. CCO says:

    Can someone who is not a sociopath tell me how long I’m supposed to wait until I make a joke about the Clay Aiken thing?

    Not yet due to unfortunate circumstances.

  2. DamnCat says:

    A guy named Crisco slips and falls – who could have seen that coming?

  3. Burt says:

    We conspiracy theorists look at the world as it never was and ask ‘why not?’. While we’re at it…I suspect one of the vote recounters in NC.

  4. Basil says:

    There had to be a better way for Clay Aiken to try to get his man card back.

  5. Harvey says:

    @4 Basil – “back”? You mean he had one once?

  6. Steve H says:

    Where are college kids getting this foolish and poisonous notion that they have opinions relevant to anyone?

    The same place as actors, rappers, and musicians (in other words, from OTHER people whose opinions are irrelevant).

    (ht – Laura Ingraham, Shut Up and Sing)

  7. FredKey says:

    Aiken played a very decent Sir Robin in Spamalot, so I’m reserving judgment. Robin couldn’t have hurt a thing.

    I know a guy who seemed normal in childhood and sprang into a full-throated Scientologist truther who despises vaccines. Problem is, he’s a dentist. Not mine.

  8. Steve H says:

    @5 – Years ago they were giving them out in specially marked packages of Booberry.

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