Random Thoughts: Obama Anger, Batman, and Our Real Enemy

Obama: “I’m really mad about this – that’s the one with the slanted eyebrows, right? Am I doing that? I’m trying to. Because I’m mad.”

I don’t mind our elected official being huge jokes as long as they have little power to affect my life.

Obama: “The American people demonstrated in 2012 that they aren’t going to fire for incompetence, and I am honoring that.”

Batman v Superman? The movie ends with a court battle?

“I intend to prove to the jury that Ben Affleck is in no way Batman.” -Superman from Batman v Superman

Kramer vs Kramer? How can I not remember that episode of Seinfeld; it sounds hilarious.

“Ow! A boomerang shaped like a bat! My only weakness!”

If you have to love Democrats with their childlike enthusiasm for government and their childlike ability to run it.

A great twist for 24 this year would be to have everyone except one person be the mole.

I blame most of today’s problems on Obama’s high school guidance counselor.

So when does the stimulus kick in?

Never forget who the real enemy is. You know, that guy. He’s always walking around. Wears a shirt.

It’s funny thinking of all the things I spent so long learning in school that I haven’t used since: geometry, calculus, grammar, kickball

“So marriage was between men and women for thousands of years but then we decided that was bigoted and were really proud of ourselves.”

I think I’m relatively un-nutty for someone who spends a lot of time obsessing on politics. It’s a steep curve, though.

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  1. It’s funny thinking of all the things I spent so long learning in school that I haven’t used since: geometry, calculus, grammar, kickball

    In my case, it’s the Baltimore Catechism.

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  2. Well, I was going to say that kickball is something you’ll teach your kids. Calculus can tell if the tub will run over onto the floor despite having an over flow outlet, so you should need that any day now. Llook in the index under rate equations, natch. Geometry is for making calculus easier.

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