Straight Line of the Day: After Spending Over 5 Billion Dollars on Obamacare Websites…

Posted on May 16, 2014 12:00 pm

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After spending over 5 billion dollars on Obamacare websites…

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23 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: After Spending Over 5 Billion Dollars on Obamacare Websites…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … we can go back to flushing the money down the toilet like we used to.

  2. Bob B says:

    …all I got is this lousy wait time.

    …all I got is no doctor, no insurance, no hope.

    …all I got is 5 billion lies.

    …all I got is Cuban peasant care.

  3. can of spam says:

    … the administration finally realized that “404” isn’t a success code.

  4. can of spam says:

    … they received a lifetime achievement award from Russian and Chinese identity thieves.

  5. Vanna says:

    We simply can’t afford to provide health care for veterans.

  6. Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) says:

    You’re RAAAAACIST for noticing.


    we succeeded in signing up 400 million uninsured Americans

  7. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . taxpayers didn’t get even a lousy t-shirt

    . . . the Obama cronies who got the money haven’t even gotten the websites to say “Hello, world!”

  8. DamnCat says:

    …we discover that it should have been spent on VA hospitals.

  9. Jimmy says:

    …we discover that 5 Billion here… 5 Billion there… pretty soon you’re talking about some real money.

  10. Jimmy says:

    …you realize that it’s less than a half a day’s worth of Federal expenditures, 40% of which is borrowed.

  11. Bob B says:

    we can look forward to more scandalous spending at a fast and furious pace.

  12. jw says:

    …obama got upset because that was three years worth of vacations and greens fees.

  13. walruskkkch says:

    After spending over 5 billion dollars on Obamacare websites…

    the government has decided on a new motto, “To infinity and beyond!”

    they discovered it was the newest “Nigerian” scam.

    they found that they were all “SFW” photos.

    they found out they only had $23.76 on them so had to hit up their brother-in-law for the rest.

  14. Jimmy says:

    @12 jw: More if you add in Moochie’s vacations.

  15. c64wood says:

    After spending over 5 billion dollars on Obamacare websites…

    …”a boat is hole in the water to throw money in” is no longer a valid metaphor.

    …Obama still hasn’t blinked.

    …my wallet feels a little lighter.

    …an internal audit found that $78.32 went to Obamacare website funding. $4,999,999,921.68 was spent on Obamacations and mom jeans

  16. FredKey says:

    …Frank J. still hasn’t managed to get a dime.

  17. Burt says:

    …found they could hire a lady (Ernestine) for 23% less and she could get results.

  18. Writer says:

    … and Obama didn’t even blink.

  19. Professor Hale says:

    … They discovered that Java wasn’t programmer lingo for “coffee”.

  20. Dohtimes says:

    …Obama sneered at the Russians, who paid $12.99 for the same software for their recent satellite launch and achieving only marginally better results.

    …it was determined that if you wanted to keep your 5 billion dollars sticking it where the sun don’t shine was no place to hide it from Nancy Pelosi.

    …Obama finally understood that computer code can be created with 1s and 0s not printed on various denominations of paper currency.

    …we were reminded that this WILL lead to guys having to turn their heads and coughing and people should be paid a lot of money to suffer through administering that test.

  21. Oppo says:

    … the government moved on to see if there were anything else they could make go Sebeliup.

  22. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    ….all they need is another $5 billion and it just might work.

  23. tanstaafl44 says:

    the ipab put it out of its misery

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