Straight Line of the Day: After Spending Over 5 Billion Dollars on Obamacare Websites…

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After spending over 5 billion dollars on Obamacare websites…

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  1. …all I got is this lousy wait time.

    …all I got is no doctor, no insurance, no hope.

    …all I got is 5 billion lies.

    …all I got is Cuban peasant care.

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  2. … they received a lifetime achievement award from Russian and Chinese identity thieves.

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  3. You’re RAAAAACIST for noticing.

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    we succeeded in signing up 400 million uninsured Americans

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  4. . . . taxpayers didn’t get even a lousy t-shirt

    . . . the Obama cronies who got the money haven’t even gotten the websites to say “Hello, world!”

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  5. …we discover that 5 Billion here… 5 Billion there… pretty soon you’re talking about some real money.

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  6. …you realize that it’s less than a half a day’s worth of Federal expenditures, 40% of which is borrowed.

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  7. After spending over 5 billion dollars on Obamacare websites…

    the government has decided on a new motto, “To infinity and beyond!”

    they discovered it was the newest “Nigerian” scam.

    they found that they were all “SFW” photos.

    they found out they only had $23.76 on them so had to hit up their brother-in-law for the rest.

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  8. After spending over 5 billion dollars on Obamacare websites…

    …”a boat is hole in the water to throw money in” is no longer a valid metaphor.

    …Obama still hasn’t blinked.

    …my wallet feels a little lighter.

    …an internal audit found that $78.32 went to Obamacare website funding. $4,999,999,921.68 was spent on Obamacations and mom jeans

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  9. …Obama sneered at the Russians, who paid $12.99 for the same software for their recent satellite launch and achieving only marginally better results.

    …it was determined that if you wanted to keep your 5 billion dollars sticking it where the sun don’t shine was no place to hide it from Nancy Pelosi.

    …Obama finally understood that computer code can be created with 1s and 0s not printed on various denominations of paper currency.

    …we were reminded that this WILL lead to guys having to turn their heads and coughing and people should be paid a lot of money to suffer through administering that test.

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  10. … the government moved on to see if there were anything else they could make go Sebeliup.

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