Straight Line of the Day: Asked About Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi Said “Why Aren’t We Talking About Something Else?” Ok, Let’s Talk About…

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Asked about Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi said, “why aren’t we talking about something else?”. Ok, let’s talk about…

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  1. Asked about Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi said, “why aren’t we talking about something else?”. Ok, let’s talk about…

    failure of the President to properly oversee an on going crisis in the Middle East.

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  2. Asked about Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi said, “why aren’t we talking about something else?”. Ok, let’s talk about…

    People are talkin’ ’bout people
    I hear them whisper, you won’t believe it
    They think we’re lovers kept under covers
    I just ignore it, but they keep saying
    We laugh just a little too loud
    We stand just a little too close
    We stare just a little too long
    Maybe they’re seeing something we don’t, Darlin’

    Let’s give them something to talk about
    Let’s give them something to talk about
    Let’s give them something to talk about
    How about love?

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  3. Asked about Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi said, “why aren’t we talking about something else?”. Ok, let’s talk about…

    cookies, or the absence thereof.

    Does Tim Tebow have a future in football?

    how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Impeachment.

    can God make a rock so big that he, himself, can’t lift it?

    will the heat death of the universe hit Women and Minorities hardest?

    the capital of the Cyrenaica region (or ex-Province), and the former provisional capital of the National Transitional Council.

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  4. …Harry Reid: Lying Lizard or Demented Demon?

    …Joe Biden: Senile Fool or Comic Genius?

    …Kathleen Sebelius: Wicked Witch of the East or West?

    …Jay Carney: Lying Liar or Liar Lying?

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  5. …sex, baby! Let’s talk about you and me! Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be! Let’s talk about–

    Wait, this is Nancy Pelosi. Ugh, let’s NOT talk about sex.

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