Straight Line of the Day: Asked About Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi Said “Why Aren’t We Talking About Something Else?” Ok, Let’s Talk About…

Posted on May 5, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Asked about Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi said, “why aren’t we talking about something else?”. Ok, let’s talk about…

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25 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Asked About Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi Said “Why Aren’t We Talking About Something Else?” Ok, Let’s Talk About…”

  1. Steve H says:

    Ok, let’s talk about … someONE else, like the people that died in Benghazi.

  2. Joel says:

    How about Fast and Furious?

  3. Burt says:

    …the giant cartoon gavel used to pound the ACA into the American People. http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o245/ick-xbox/Silly_pic/pelosi_gavel_usage.jpg

  4. Burt says:

    …would the response to the embassy attack been more robust had the ambassador been straight?

  5. walruskkkch says:

    Asked about Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi said, “why aren’t we talking about something else?”. Ok, let’s talk about…

    Pop music. Pop, pop, pop Music!

  6. walruskkkch says:

    Asked about Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi said, “why aren’t we talking about something else?”. Ok, let’s talk about…

    Congressional Banking Scandals for $200 Alex.

  7. Bob B says:

    …Kardashians, anyone?

    …the long term effects of Botox use on cognitive function.

    …term limits.

    …Congressional compensation (Why do it at all?)

  8. walruskkkch says:

    Asked about Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi said, “why aren’t we talking about something else?”. Ok, let’s talk about…

    failure of the President to properly oversee an on going crisis in the Middle East.

  9. walruskkkch says:

    Asked about Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi said, “why aren’t we talking about something else?”. Ok, let’s talk about…

    People are talkin’ ’bout people
    I hear them whisper, you won’t believe it
    They think we’re lovers kept under covers
    I just ignore it, but they keep saying
    We laugh just a little too loud
    We stand just a little too close
    We stare just a little too long
    Maybe they’re seeing something we don’t, Darlin’

    Let’s give them something to talk about
    Let’s give them something to talk about
    Let’s give them something to talk about
    How about love?

  10. walruskkkch says:

    Asked about Benghazi, Nancy Pelosi said, “why aren’t we talking about something else?”. Ok, let’s talk about…

    cookies, or the absence thereof.

    Does Tim Tebow have a future in football?

    how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Impeachment.

    can God make a rock so big that he, himself, can’t lift it?

    will the heat death of the universe hit Women and Minorities hardest?

    the capital of the Cyrenaica region (or ex-Province), and the former provisional capital of the National Transitional Council.

  11. Burt says:

    …why the wolves insist on ignoring the park boundaries in Yellowstone.

  12. DamnCat says:

    [ala Linda Richman]
    …the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. It neither protects patients nor is it affordable…discuss.

  13. jw says:

    March Madness, Political edition

    #BarackTology Scandal Edition

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_cI78IAsiI

    downside is it only has 8 scandals

  14. Burt says:

    …why Nancy has never been invited to play golf?

  15. c64wood says:

    …honoring illegals on cinco de mayo by passing amnesty.

    …how wonderful obamacare is

    …anything meaningless

    …who will win Dancing With The Stars

  16. Bob B says:

    …the continuing cookie crisis: can America survive?

  17. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . whether the Affordable Care Act covers facelifts for old women

    . . . testing nuclear weapons in San Francisco

  18. VelvetElvis says:

    …Botox cranial intrusion and the resulting complete loss of sentience.

  19. SkyWatch says:

    …if we should have a senility test for office holders.

  20. Bob B says:

    …Harry Reid: Lying Lizard or Demented Demon?

    …Joe Biden: Senile Fool or Comic Genius?

    …Kathleen Sebelius: Wicked Witch of the East or West?

    …Jay Carney: Lying Liar or Liar Lying?

  21. Burt says:

    …some contingency plans to retrieve the hostages, Steve Swanson and Rick Mastracchio, from their current detention.

  22. Jimmy says:

    …the effect of gamma radiation on Man-in-the-Moon marigolds.

  23. Writer says:

    … how about the economic recovery, with 23% unemployment.

  24. Westing1992 says:

    …sex, baby! Let’s talk about you and me! Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be! Let’s talk about–

    Wait, this is Nancy Pelosi. Ugh, let’s NOT talk about sex.

  25. raml says:

    bomb Iran
    bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

    I am sorry I forgot the exact tempo
    However…

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