Straight Line of the Day: During a Photo Op at a Little League Baseball Game, President Obama…

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During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

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  1. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    showed off the beauty of his jump shot.

    struck out and then order the IRS to audit the pitcher.

    took his ball with him and went home.

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  2. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    lollygagged to first base, lollygagged off the field, lollygagged to the bench…Which makes him a Lollygagger.

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  3. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    said his pitching problems were a result of him having difficulties breathing through his right eyelid.

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  4. . . . threw out the first executive order

    . . . called in Joe Biden to pinch hit

    . . . gave everyone a participation trophy

    . . . announced a huge subsidy program for Louisville Sluggers.

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  5. …lectured all the adults present about signing up for Obamacare lest the IRS fine them up to $250,000.

    …told all the young players to monitor their parents for (1) Obamacare; (2) racism; (3) TEA Party membership; (4) gun ownership; (5) anti-gay, anti-abortion and anti-Islam sentiments and gave them a government contact number to report their observations.

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  6. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    …disrupted the whole day.

    …so none of the players would have their feelings hurt, declared that both teams won.

    …scoped out the concession stands for hotdogs made with real dog

    …said, “Y’all play on a diamond. That qualifies for a luxury tax.”

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  7. …regretted taking Sandra Fluke’s advice on how to toe the rubber.

    …revealed his new Executive Order that whenever an umpire calls a strike anyone who still wants to play is a scab.

    …was not the least surprised when Harry Reid insisted on playing bench.

    …threw a pitch and got very angry when the ball acted stupidly.

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