Straight Line of the Day: During a Photo Op at a Little League Baseball Game, President Obama…

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During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

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  1. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    once again demonstrated his non-American roots.

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  2. … got in an argument with the umpire, then kicked dirt on his own shoes while apologizing profusely and slowly backing away and bowing.

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  3. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    showed off the beauty of his jump shot.

    struck out and then order the IRS to audit the pitcher.

    took his ball with him and went home.

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  4. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    asked his caddy what “Club” he should use with this pitcher.

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  5. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    said since “you didn’t build this, he won’t come.”

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  6. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    showed that there WAS crying in baseball.

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  7. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    declared himself, “The luckiest man on the face of the Earth.”

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  8. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    showed he pitches like he governs, kind of wild and all over the place.

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  9. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    got cut from the Bad News Bears.

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  10. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    lollygagged to first base, lollygagged off the field, lollygagged to the bench…Which makes him a Lollygagger.

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  11. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    said his pitching problems were a result of him having difficulties breathing through his right eyelid.

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  12. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    said his glove was cursed and needed to sacrifice a live rooster.

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  13. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    tried to start the “Wave” but Sheriff Joe was having none of it.

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  14. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    kept trying to cede rightfield to Russia.

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  15. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    forgot that the “rose” goes in the front.

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  16. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    wanted to announce his presence with authority. And failed.

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  17. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    wondered where all the “Midgets” came from.

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  18. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    declared a “Strikeout” to be whatever the LGBT community wanted it to be.

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  19. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    displayed a profound lack of opinion when asked, “Who was better, Willie, Mickey or the Duke?”

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  20. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    embarrassed himself. But then again, when doesn’t he?

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  21. …horrified and frightened everyone with a sudden display of anger, because when he gets angry, no one is safe…just ask the VA, IRS and Obamacare.

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  22. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    didn’t find out how bad he was until he read it in the papers.

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  23. . . . threw out the first executive order

    . . . called in Joe Biden to pinch hit

    . . . gave everyone a participation trophy

    . . . announced a huge subsidy program for Louisville Sluggers.

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  24. …had the Secret Service hold their guns on everyone ’til he collected enough money to call it a fund raising event.

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  25. …lectured all the adults present about signing up for Obamacare lest the IRS fine them up to $250,000.

    …told all the young players to monitor their parents for (1) Obamacare; (2) racism; (3) TEA Party membership; (4) gun ownership; (5) anti-gay, anti-abortion and anti-Islam sentiments and gave them a government contact number to report their observations.

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  26. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    …disrupted the whole day.

    …so none of the players would have their feelings hurt, declared that both teams won.

    …scoped out the concession stands for hotdogs made with real dog

    …said, “Y’all play on a diamond. That qualifies for a luxury tax.”

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  27. …had all the 11 year olds register to vote.

    …handed out pre-loaded EBT cards.

    …was bullied by Sticky, the fat kid who plays catcher.

    …enjoyed himself, because that’s what being away from Michelle is all about.

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  28. …regretted taking Sandra Fluke’s advice on how to toe the rubber.

    …revealed his new Executive Order that whenever an umpire calls a strike anyone who still wants to play is a scab.

    …was not the least surprised when Harry Reid insisted on playing bench.

    …threw a pitch and got very angry when the ball acted stupidly.

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  29. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama demanded that boys who throw like girls should be paid just as much boys with testicles.

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  30. …went 0 for 4, with 4 Ks, and had 7 errors in the field.

    …pounded his chest and yelled, “You’re in the Big League now!”

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  31. …promised to take the kids out after the game for Michelle-approved treats. The game was called off on account of sad.

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  32. During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    said his real position is wide receiver.

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  33. …was forced to walk home when Government Motors recalled all the vehicles in his motorcade.

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  34. …instead of his mom jeans, wore one of Michelle’s dresses. -And it actually did make him look more manly.

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