Straight Line of the Day: During a Photo Op at a Little League Baseball Game, President Obama…

Posted on May 22, 2014 12:00 pm

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During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

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42 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: During a Photo Op at a Little League Baseball Game, President Obama…”

  1. DamnCat says:

    got some tips on how to throw better….from a girl.

  2. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    once again demonstrated his non-American roots.

  3. Harvey says:

    … got in an argument with the umpire, then kicked dirt on his own shoes while apologizing profusely and slowly backing away and bowing.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    showed off the beauty of his jump shot.

    struck out and then order the IRS to audit the pitcher.

    took his ball with him and went home.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    asked his caddy what “Club” he should use with this pitcher.

  6. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    said since “you didn’t build this, he won’t come.”

  7. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    showed that there WAS crying in baseball.

  8. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    declared himself, “The luckiest man on the face of the Earth.”

  9. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    showed he pitches like he governs, kind of wild and all over the place.

  10. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    got cut from the Bad News Bears.

  11. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    lollygagged to first base, lollygagged off the field, lollygagged to the bench…Which makes him a Lollygagger.

  12. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    said his pitching problems were a result of him having difficulties breathing through his right eyelid.

  13. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    said his glove was cursed and needed to sacrifice a live rooster.

  14. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    tried to start the “Wave” but Sheriff Joe was having none of it.

  15. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    kept trying to cede rightfield to Russia.

  16. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    forgot that the “rose” goes in the front.

  17. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    wanted to announce his presence with authority. And failed.

  18. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    wondered where all the “Midgets” came from.

  19. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    declared a “Strikeout” to be whatever the LGBT community wanted it to be.

  20. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    displayed a profound lack of opinion when asked, “Who was better, Willie, Mickey or the Duke?”

  21. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    embarrassed himself. But then again, when doesn’t he?

  22. Steve H says:

    [If we were still giving out cookies, @1 and @3 would have it]

  23. Bob B says:

    …horrified and frightened everyone with a sudden display of anger, because when he gets angry, no one is safe…just ask the VA, IRS and Obamacare.

  24. walruskkkch says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    didn’t find out how bad he was until he read it in the papers.

  25. James says:

    . . . threw out the first executive order

    . . . called in Joe Biden to pinch hit

    . . . gave everyone a participation trophy

    . . . announced a huge subsidy program for Louisville Sluggers.

  26. Burt says:

    …had the Secret Service hold their guns on everyone ’til he collected enough money to call it a fund raising event.

  27. Burt says:

    …warned the children about the bigots who own the team.

  28. Burt says:

    …told the kids that Obamacare will pay for any steroids they need.

  29. Jimmy says:

    …lectured all the adults present about signing up for Obamacare lest the IRS fine them up to $250,000.

    …told all the young players to monitor their parents for (1) Obamacare; (2) racism; (3) TEA Party membership; (4) gun ownership; (5) anti-gay, anti-abortion and anti-Islam sentiments and gave them a government contact number to report their observations.

  30. jw says:

    …got tips on throwing from a cat.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXJ3B2mvjUM

  31. c64wood says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    …disrupted the whole day.

    …so none of the players would have their feelings hurt, declared that both teams won.

    …scoped out the concession stands for hotdogs made with real dog

    …said, “Y’all play on a diamond. That qualifies for a luxury tax.”

  32. Gusto Smooth says:

    …had all the 11 year olds register to vote.

    …handed out pre-loaded EBT cards.

    …was bullied by Sticky, the fat kid who plays catcher.

    …enjoyed himself, because that’s what being away from Michelle is all about.

  33. Dohtimes says:

    …regretted taking Sandra Fluke’s advice on how to toe the rubber.

    …revealed his new Executive Order that whenever an umpire calls a strike anyone who still wants to play is a scab.

    …was not the least surprised when Harry Reid insisted on playing bench.

    …threw a pitch and got very angry when the ball acted stupidly.

  34. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama demanded that boys who throw like girls should be paid just as much boys with testicles.

  35. Bob B says:

    …went 0 for 4, with 4 Ks, and had 7 errors in the field.

    …pounded his chest and yelled, “You’re in the Big League now!”

  36. DamnCat says:

    …promised to take the kids out after the game for Michelle-approved treats. The game was called off on account of sad.

  37. DrRiff says:

    During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

    said his real position is wide receiver.

  38. Burt says:

    …was forced to walk home when Government Motors recalled all the vehicles in his motorcade.

  39. pbunyan says:

    …demanded that they put the ball on a tee for him, and he still struck out.

  40. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …instead of his mom jeans, wore one of Michelle’s dresses. -And it actually did make him look more manly.

  41. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . closed and eyes and flinched every time somebody threw a ball to him.

  42. Bob B says:

    …insisted that he walk on to the strains of his favorite Gary Glitter song.

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