Straight Line of the Day: Fox Is Planning a “Batman” Prequel Series Called “Gotham”. Expect to See…

Posted on May 8, 2014 12:00 pm

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Fox is planning a “Batman” prequel series called “Gotham”. Expect to see…


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36 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Fox Is Planning a “Batman” Prequel Series Called “Gotham”. Expect to See…”

  1. Jimmy says:

    …a lotta Goths.

    (I haven’t got a clue.)

  2. Bob B says:

    …a city in darkness, heavily committed to energy conservation…

  3. Harvey says:

    Special guest villain: Michael Bloomberg at “The Nanny”

  4. Bob B says:

    …Tea Party terrorists, conservative crime lords and capitalistic fiends…

  5. Bob B says:

    …a Gotham City police force equipped with the latest in high-tech crime-fighting gear, 12 ounce calibrated measuring cups and detection units calibrated to read the unique signature emitted by E-cigarettes.

  6. Les says:

    Bill de Blasio as “The Snowman”

  7. DamnCat says:

    …sammiches! If you got ham you gotta have sammiches.

  8. can of spam says:

    … a “Spiderman” prequel called “Once Upon a Web” as other directors and studios start playing copy-cat.

  9. can of spam says:

    … massive departures from established continuity with flimsy justifications.

  10. Jimmy says:

    …sparkly vampires?

  11. Silverfiddle says:

    Mikhail Bloombergovich as a megalomaniacal soda thief

  12. FredKey says:

    …Joe Chill as a tagger.

  13. Jimmy says:

    …babies with superpowers?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He-rBdmWyTg

  14. Scott says:

    Community Organizers.

  15. Bob B says:

    …repeated glimpses of a mysterious young woman, cruelly chained to a non-working oven…

  16. Chip says:

    Fox is planning a “Batman” prequel series called “Gotham”. Expect to see…long dolly shots through overly designed sets full of extras that really do nothing to progress the story line of the movie in any way but will somehow still get Oscar nods for cinematography.

  17. Burt says:

    …Bruce Wayne battling a formidable foe–Acne!

  18. Jimmy says:

    @7 DamnCat says: “…sammiches! If you got ham you gotta have sammiches.”

    I’d offer bacon for that, but apparently, you prefer hamming it up, which is unfortunate.

  19. zzyzx says:

    Blighted neighborhoods, city deeply in debt, crooked politicians, police and fire dept under maned, mediocre schools, high rates of crime, white flight, no Republications in office for past thirty years, businesses closing and moving out, city filing for bankruptcy, last three mayors jailed for graft, public sector unions demanding another pay raise. high unemployment, You know, pretty much the same thing you’d expect to see in most any large American city these days.

  20. Keith says:

    … a documentary of what San Francisco will look like thirty years hence.

  21. AT says:

    … Detroit.

  22. Oppo says:

    . . . some other movie.

    … BATFE man?

    … Stately Wayne Starter-Home.

    … a bat utility bill.

    … Catgirl having a heck of a time in high school (whether that means a good or bad time depends on the scriptwriters).

  23. c64wood says:

    Lots of people walking hither and yon.

    Cockroaches falling from ceilings.

    Concrete and steel.

    A city of apples

  24. Oppo says:

    … ratings that rival “Young Indiana Jones.”

  25. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …an awesome new character named Jar-Jar Binks.

  26. Writer says:

    Huge landmarks and statuary under construction. Few streetlights. Crooked cops shaking down the public.

  27. DamnCat says:

    @Oppo – “. . . some other movie.”

    ~~~ to you

  28. Dohtimes says:

    …Henry Waxman, investigating pre superpowered villians, also known as children.

    …barely lit rooms and mumbled dialog.

    …criminals getting away with it and 25 year olds playing shirtless teenagers with great abs.

    …comments at IMAO telling Frank how great Adam West and Burt Ward were in the 1960s Batman.

  29. Oppo says:

    Heath Ledger.

    Too soon?

  30. Max says:

    @29 That joke is lamer than FDR’s legs.

  31. Ogrrre says:

    … not a thing. I’m not going to watch it. I have better things to do with my time and money, like a trip to the rifle range.

  32. Apostic says:

    …a lame Smallville crossover.

  33. CLIFF says:

    …the Green Hornet demand equal time and share the billing….movie re-named ‘The Green Gotham…. Go Green!’

  34. tanstaafl44 says:

    every bad actor in Hollywood hyping spam (got ham?)

  35. Bad Science says:

    Fox is planning a “Batman” prequel series called “Gotham”. Expect to see…
    Dohtimes saying:
    …comments at IMAO telling Frank how great Adam West and Burt Ward were in the 1960s Batman.
    OK, I’ll go first:
    As the original Batman was a comedy, and a pretty good one for the times, too, I say the prequel will be filled with slapstick humor to the point that it is almost as funny as the movie “Police Academy”.
    Now you kids get off my lawn!

  36. Bad Science says:

    Aw, moderation? Boo!

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