Straight Line of the Day: Fox Is Planning a “Batman” Prequel Series Called “Gotham”. Expect to See…

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Fox is planning a “Batman” prequel series called “Gotham”. Expect to see…


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  1. …a Gotham City police force equipped with the latest in high-tech crime-fighting gear, 12 ounce calibrated measuring cups and detection units calibrated to read the unique signature emitted by E-cigarettes.

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  2. … a “Spiderman” prequel called “Once Upon a Web” as other directors and studios start playing copy-cat.

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  3. …repeated glimpses of a mysterious young woman, cruelly chained to a non-working oven…

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  4. Fox is planning a “Batman” prequel series called “Gotham”. Expect to see…long dolly shots through overly designed sets full of extras that really do nothing to progress the story line of the movie in any way but will somehow still get Oscar nods for cinematography.

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  5. @7 DamnCat says: “…sammiches! If you got ham you gotta have sammiches.”

    I’d offer bacon for that, but apparently, you prefer hamming it up, which is unfortunate.

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  6. Blighted neighborhoods, city deeply in debt, crooked politicians, police and fire dept under maned, mediocre schools, high rates of crime, white flight, no Republications in office for past thirty years, businesses closing and moving out, city filing for bankruptcy, last three mayors jailed for graft, public sector unions demanding another pay raise. high unemployment, You know, pretty much the same thing you’d expect to see in most any large American city these days.

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  7. . . . some other movie.

    … BATFE man?

    … Stately Wayne Starter-Home.

    … a bat utility bill.

    … Catgirl having a heck of a time in high school (whether that means a good or bad time depends on the scriptwriters).

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  8. Lots of people walking hither and yon.

    Cockroaches falling from ceilings.

    Concrete and steel.

    A city of apples

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  9. Huge landmarks and statuary under construction. Few streetlights. Crooked cops shaking down the public.

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  10. …Henry Waxman, investigating pre superpowered villians, also known as children.

    …barely lit rooms and mumbled dialog.

    …criminals getting away with it and 25 year olds playing shirtless teenagers with great abs.

    …comments at IMAO telling Frank how great Adam West and Burt Ward were in the 1960s Batman.

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  11. … not a thing. I’m not going to watch it. I have better things to do with my time and money, like a trip to the rifle range.

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  12. …the Green Hornet demand equal time and share the billing….movie re-named ‘The Green Gotham…. Go Green!’

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  13. Fox is planning a “Batman” prequel series called “Gotham”. Expect to see…
    Dohtimes saying:
    …comments at IMAO telling Frank how great Adam West and Burt Ward were in the 1960s Batman.
    OK, I’ll go first:
    As the original Batman was a comedy, and a pretty good one for the times, too, I say the prequel will be filled with slapstick humor to the point that it is almost as funny as the movie “Police Academy”.
    Now you kids get off my lawn!

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