Straight Line of the Day: In a Rebellion Against Obamacare, One Doctor…

Posted on May 1, 2014 12:00 pm

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In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor…

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37 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: In a Rebellion Against Obamacare, One Doctor…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … has offered to perform post-natal abortions, but only if the fetus is a registered democrat and/or holds a job in the federal government.

  2. Bob B says:

    …aims to misbehave.

  3. Bob B says:

    …threatened to replace Bo with K-9.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor…

    seeks guidance from “The Force”.

  5. can of spam says:

    … has smuggled plans for the Empire’s secret weapon, the so-called “Debt Star”, and delivered it to the resistance fighters on Teapartytooine.

  6. walruskkkch says:

    In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor…

    will be beaten down and declared “racist” by the thought police.

  7. Bob B says:

    …turned in his Obama-issued-doctor-photo-op-backdrop coat

  8. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor moved to Cuba, the pay is better.

  9. FredKey says:

    …refused to perform the Biden brain transplant as ordered.

  10. can of spam says:

    @9: So far, no one has noticed.

  11. David says:

    … is using to schedule appointments.

  12. jw says:

    @9 & 10

    biden’s neurosurgeon is actually a proctologist. the parts are interchangeable.

  13. c64wood says:

    …apparently has some C. O. Jones

    …admitted he was the one out of five doctors surveyed that dissented and said Moochelle’s “Lets Move” initiative is a joke. Then he was taken out back and shot

  14. Fangbeer says:

    … (the only doctor approved by Obamacare) sneaked back into Mexico.

  15. Chip says:

    In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor… said the other four can, and I quote, “Suck My Long Black Stethoscope!”

  16. Burt says:

    …ran for and was elected to the US Senate! (true story…not a joke)

  17. Gumbeaux says:

    … cut his own hours back to 29 per week, by giving up the wasted 11 hours he used to spend on ZeroDontCare patients.

  18. Writer says:

    … offered free medical treatment for life to anyone bringing in Obama’s head.

  19. Keln says:

    … began filling out his electronic health records in Latin.

  20. Jimmy says:

    …swallowed the red pill. But he still doesn’t know how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  21. Burt says:

    …requested retirement benefits from the CIA, FBI and NSA since he is doing their spying and investigating for them.

  22. Dohtimes says:

    …avoided any bad press by changing his name to Kermit Gosnell.

    …had all the doctors committed to insane asylums because you have to be crazy to be a doctor now.

    …lost his license after Obama said “You didn’t bill that”.

    …argued that they were panic attacks, not panic penalties and should be covered.

  23. Editor says:

    In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor…
    …accepted an out-of-pocket payment.

  24. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . actually practiced medicine instead of spending all his time entering data into an electronic medial records system; he has now had his license revoked

  25. Iowa Jim says:

    “medical records”, not “medial records”. I hate my keyboard.

  26. Burt says:

    …called in sick. Was denied treatment.

  27. Bob B says:

    …issued a death certificate for the ACA.

    …appealed to the Obamacare ‘death panel’ to act, because “dead is dead, and the ACA is as dead as a doornail!”

  28. CLIFF says:

    …commited suicide doing a self – colonoscopy. :-(

  29. Dohtimes says:

    …traded in his plaid onesie for a plaid kilt………FREEDOMMM!!!!!!!

    …was soon surgically removed from the ranks of employed doctors.

    …the new doctor’s union has voted to strike.

    …stayed in his Holiday Inn Express room when Senator Boondoggle needed that emergency surgery.

  30. Bob B says:

    …filed a bill for services, listing only the amount of compensation sought, citing HIPAA privacy rules for not elaborating as to the actual services rendered, and for whom.

  31. Oppo says:

    … had a priest read Americans their last rights.

  32. Oppo says:

    … prescribed Obama a Mao inhibitor.

  33. Oppo says:

    … suggested that John Roberts get a Mammon-gram.

  34. Oppo says:

    … said that doctors should be the ones to use leeches, not the other way around.

  35. Oppo says:

    … referred to the DNC as the D&C.

  36. Oppo says:

    … gave his diagnosis: red tapeworm.

  37. Oppo says:

    … called it the worst case of assisted suicide he’d seen yet.

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