Straight Line of the Day: In a Rebellion Against Obamacare, One Doctor…

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In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor…

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  1. …apparently has some C. O. Jones

    …admitted he was the one out of five doctors surveyed that dissented and said Moochelle’s “Lets Move” initiative is a joke. Then he was taken out back and shot

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  2. …avoided any bad press by changing his name to Kermit Gosnell.

    …had all the doctors committed to insane asylums because you have to be crazy to be a doctor now.

    …lost his license after Obama said “You didn’t bill that”.

    …argued that they were panic attacks, not panic penalties and should be covered.

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  3. …traded in his plaid onesie for a plaid kilt………FREEDOMMM!!!!!!!

    …was soon surgically removed from the ranks of employed doctors.

    …the new doctor’s union has voted to strike.

    …stayed in his Holiday Inn Express room when Senator Boondoggle needed that emergency surgery.

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  4. …filed a bill for services, listing only the amount of compensation sought, citing HIPAA privacy rules for not elaborating as to the actual services rendered, and for whom.

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