Straight Line of the Day: In a Rebellion Against Obamacare, One Doctor…

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In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor…

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  1. … has offered to perform post-natal abortions, but only if the fetus is a registered democrat and/or holds a job in the federal government.

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  2. In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor…

    seeks guidance from “The Force”.

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  3. … has smuggled plans for the Empire’s secret weapon, the so-called “Debt Star”, and delivered it to the resistance fighters on Teapartytooine.

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  4. In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor…

    will be beaten down and declared “racist” by the thought police.

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  5. @9 & 10

    biden’s neurosurgeon is actually a proctologist. the parts are interchangeable.

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  6. …apparently has some C. O. Jones

    …admitted he was the one out of five doctors surveyed that dissented and said Moochelle’s “Lets Move” initiative is a joke. Then he was taken out back and shot

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  7. In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor… said the other four can, and I quote, “Suck My Long Black Stethoscope!”

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  8. … cut his own hours back to 29 per week, by giving up the wasted 11 hours he used to spend on ZeroDontCare patients.

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  9. …swallowed the red pill. But he still doesn’t know how deep the rabbit hole goes.

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  10. …requested retirement benefits from the CIA, FBI and NSA since he is doing their spying and investigating for them.

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  11. …avoided any bad press by changing his name to Kermit Gosnell.

    …had all the doctors committed to insane asylums because you have to be crazy to be a doctor now.

    …lost his license after Obama said “You didn’t bill that”.

    …argued that they were panic attacks, not panic penalties and should be covered.

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  12. In a rebellion against Obamacare, one doctor…
    …accepted an out-of-pocket payment.

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  13. . . . actually practiced medicine instead of spending all his time entering data into an electronic medial records system; he has now had his license revoked

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  14. …issued a death certificate for the ACA.

    …appealed to the Obamacare ‘death panel’ to act, because “dead is dead, and the ACA is as dead as a doornail!”

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  15. …traded in his plaid onesie for a plaid kilt………FREEDOMMM!!!!!!!

    …was soon surgically removed from the ranks of employed doctors.

    …the new doctor’s union has voted to strike.

    …stayed in his Holiday Inn Express room when Senator Boondoggle needed that emergency surgery.

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  16. …filed a bill for services, listing only the amount of compensation sought, citing HIPAA privacy rules for not elaborating as to the actual services rendered, and for whom.

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