Straight Line of the Day: Republicans Are Proposing a New Immigration Bill. Democrats Are Objecting to It Because…

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Republicans are proposing a new immigration bill. Democrats are objecting to it because…

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  1. Republicans Are Proposing a New Immigration Bill. Democrats Are Objecting to It Because…

    it isn’t a complete surrender of US sovereignty.

    it doesn’t create enough Democratic voters.

    What, no free healthcare for everyone?

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  2. … they’re playing reverse-psychology with the “if the Democrats are against it, I’m for it!” crowd.

    (This is probably actually true, rather than being a punchline.)

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  3. Republicans are proposing a new immigration bill. Democrats are objecting to it because…because the debate is settled and Democrats are the smirtist people around. A recent survey said so.

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  4. …their counter-proposal is to make everyone on the planet a U.S. citizen and immediately extend to them every hand-out program.

    …the bill doesn’t explicitly eliminate the Republican Party from every election after it passes, it only does so in a practical sense.

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  5. …it’s sponsored by “Speedy Gonzales” and “That dog down at the Taco Bell”.

    …they all thought Mexico was a state already.

    …Sean Penn is still filming The Wild Bunch vs The Magnificent Seven and needs us to hate poor Mexicans until it goes to DVD.

    …the Spanish translation eliminated all the gendered words, at the Democrats insistence, so it reads like typical Democrat gibberish.

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