Straight Line of the Day: The Obama Line That Got the Most Laughs at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner…

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The Obama line that got the most laughs at the White House correspondents’ dinner…

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  1. …Fool you once shame on me. Fool you twice shame on you.

    …My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.


  2. “…President Biden.”

    “…you can always trust Hillary Clinton to do the right thing.”

    “…how about that one size fits all school lunch thing michelle pranked the schools with? april fool!”


  3. …”as President, I don’t get to play golf or go on vacation as much as I would like…”

    …”I sincerely believe Joe Biden is the most intelligent person to hold the office of Vice President.”


  4. …and remember to tip your waitresses.

    …Hey, is that a tax hike in my pocket or am I glad to see you?

    …Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look. At. Me. Now laugh. Keep looking at me but laugh. Man, I’m funny!

    …Take my wife. Please.

    …Vaguely human and somewhat feminine, either that’s an orangutan or Hillary just had her hair done.



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