Straight Line of the Day: The Obama Line That Got the Most Laughs at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner…

Posted on May 6, 2014 12:00 pm

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The Obama line that got the most laughs at the White House correspondents’ dinner…

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26 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Obama Line That Got the Most Laughs at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner…”

  1. c64wood says:

    …Fool you once shame on me. Fool you twice shame on you.

    …My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

  2. Bob B says:

    …was “trust me”.

  3. can of spam says:

    @2: You beat me to it.

  4. can of spam says:

    … “I’m going to work with Congress to… [interruption: laughter]… what?”

  5. can of spam says:

    … “c’mon, would I lie to you?”

  6. Bob B says:

    …what? Sorry, I missed it – watched reruns of “Bob’s Burgers” instead…

  7. can of spam says:

    @4: or: … “I’m going to work… [interruption: laughter]… what?”

  8. can of spam says:

    … “laugh convincingly or I’ll sick the IRS on you.”

  9. can of spam says:

    … “hey, since I’m here, how about I take unscripted questions?” [Laughter] “Yeah, I didn’t believe me, either.”

  10. jw says:

    …”if you like your plan, you can keep your plan.”

  11. jw says:

    “…President Biden.”

    “…you can always trust Hillary Clinton to do the right thing.”

    “…how about that one size fits all school lunch thing michelle pranked the schools with? april fool!”

  12. can of spam says:

    “… it’s time for dessert, and if you like your flan, you can keep your flan.”

  13. Bob B says:

    …was “If I had a cattle, it would look a lot like Cliven Bundy’s cattle…”

  14. Jimmy says:

    …was “It’s simply not true that Putin’s penis is larger than mine!”

  15. Burt says:

    …when introducing Olympian Jamie Anderson it became apparent he thought snowboarding was just waterboarding with cocaine.

  16. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . was “people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I am not a crook. I have earned everything I have got.”

  17. can of spam says:

    … “the one who laughs the loudest will get the honor of literally licking my boots… well, loafers, actually”

  18. FredKey says:

    “…and then I bowled an 82!”

  19. Writer says:

    … if you don’t laugh at my jokes, you will be reassigned to Benghazi.

  20. DamnCat says:

    “Let me be clear…”

  21. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …”as President, I don’t get to play golf or go on vacation as much as I would like…”

    …”I sincerely believe Joe Biden is the most intelligent person to hold the office of Vice President.”

  22. SkyWatch says:

    …remember when I took the oath of office with my hand on the Bible ROFLMAO

  23. Dohtimes says:

    …and remember to tip your waitresses.

    …Hey, is that a tax hike in my pocket or am I glad to see you?

    …Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look. At. Me. Now laugh. Keep looking at me but laugh. Man, I’m funny!

    …Take my wife. Please.

    …Vaguely human and somewhat feminine, either that’s an orangutan or Hillary just had her hair done.

  24. zzyzx says:

    “Would you buy a used car from me?”

  25. J.M. Heinrichs says:

    “… and God Bless America.”


  26. archangel says:

    “this will be the most transparent administration ev…. ahhh, who am I kidding?!”

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