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The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

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  1. The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    prelude to the Adult Lunch Program.

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  2. The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    presupposes farmer’s won’t be forced to convert all crops to “Biodiesel” fuel stocks.

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  3. The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    not applicable to snotty, private type schools where all the politicians send their kids.

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  4. The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    a $1.99 meal will be billed on the taxpayer for $19.99.

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  5. . . . is the fact that the lunches taste like a school – hence, the name.

    . . . is that cauliflower is considered to be an entree.

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  6. …is the teachers charged with enforcing it stand over you and threaten you with death by eggplant.

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  7. …is part of a new program called, “Do it TO the children.”

    …is the children are told that throwing it out is politically incorrect.

    …is if you don’t eat it, you’re hurting her feelings.

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  8. …is that the Kashyyyk equivalent of our FDA is somewhat less stringent in their oversight.

    …is that Lois Lerner has been appointed interim director of transparency.

    …is that Barry snuck in “cigs” as a dessert option.

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  9. The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    …lunch infers something edible

    …it’s for the childern

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  10. …the taste testing was graded on the curve.

    …always facing towards Michelle on tamale day.

    …typo means gluttony free diet, menu ensures it.

    …girls in bulimia clubs losing status over anorexics when they can’t eat before purge break.

    …parent’s now on defense when talking to kids about who had it tougher growing up.

    …world still relies on the U.N. to punish crimes against humanity.

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  11. …the All-You-Can-Eat Gagh bar.

    …If they don’t eat their meat, they can’t have any pudding. How can they have any pudding if they don’t eat their meat?

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