Straight Line of the Day: The Worst Part of Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Program…

Posted on May 20, 2014 12:00 pm

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The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

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27 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Worst Part of Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Program…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … innocent children are involved.

  2. walruskkkch says:

    The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    prelude to the Adult Lunch Program.

  3. Burt says:

    …the dearth of adoptable puppies from animal shelters.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    presupposes farmer’s won’t be forced to convert all crops to “Biodiesel” fuel stocks.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    not applicable to snotty, private type schools where all the politicians send their kids.

  6. can of spam says:

    … NO COOKIES! OR BACON!

  7. Burt says:

    …insufficient mystery about the meat.

  8. walruskkkch says:

    The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    the food.

  9. walruskkkch says:

    The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    a $1.99 meal will be billed on the taxpayer for $19.99.

  10. Bob B says:

    …is that for those who object, it becomes a pogrom.

  11. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program is Michelle Obama.

  12. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . is the fact that the lunches taste like a school – hence, the name.

    . . . is that cauliflower is considered to be an entree.

  13. DamnCat says:

    …is the extra-lean burger made from “retired” racing greyhounds.

  14. FredKey says:

    …is that it’s made up of food that my food eats.

  15. Jimmy says:

    …is the teachers charged with enforcing it stand over you and threaten you with death by eggplant.

  16. Jimmy says:

    …is part of a new program called, “Do it TO the children.”

    …is the children are told that throwing it out is politically incorrect.

    …is if you don’t eat it, you’re hurting her feelings.

  17. Greg says:

    Entrees such as “Soylant Green a l’orange” and “Donner Party Dessert”

  18. Burt says:

    …the troubling contracts with the VA death panels. Soylent Green anyone?

  19. Burt says:

    @17 apologies Greg. I hadn’t refreshed in a while and didn’t see your post.

  20. archangel says:

    …is that the Kashyyyk equivalent of our FDA is somewhat less stringent in their oversight.

    …is that Lois Lerner has been appointed interim director of transparency.

    …is that Barry snuck in “cigs” as a dessert option.

  21. Burt says:

    …the exponential increase in Home Schooling.

  22. c64wood says:

    The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

    …lunch infers something edible

    …it’s for the childern

  23. Dohtimes says:

    …the taste testing was graded on the curve.

    …always facing towards Michelle on tamale day.

    …typo means gluttony free diet, menu ensures it.

    …girls in bulimia clubs losing status over anorexics when they can’t eat before purge break.

    …parent’s now on defense when talking to kids about who had it tougher growing up.

    …world still relies on the U.N. to punish crimes against humanity.

  24. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …the All-You-Can-Eat Gagh bar.

    …If they don’t eat their meat, they can’t have any pudding. How can they have any pudding if they don’t eat their meat?

  25. Karen says:

    … No waivers were granted.

  26. Bobarian says:

    …it’s a cookbook!

  27. tanstaafl44 says:

    the two minutes hate of the Koch brothers after lunch

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