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The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…

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  1. …is part of a new program called, “Do it TO the children.”

    …is the children are told that throwing it out is politically incorrect.

    …is if you don’t eat it, you’re hurting her feelings.


  2. …is that the Kashyyyk equivalent of our FDA is somewhat less stringent in their oversight.

    …is that Lois Lerner has been appointed interim director of transparency.

    …is that Barry snuck in “cigs” as a dessert option.


  3. …the taste testing was graded on the curve.

    …always facing towards Michelle on tamale day.

    …typo means gluttony free diet, menu ensures it.

    …girls in bulimia clubs losing status over anorexics when they can’t eat before purge break.

    …parent’s now on defense when talking to kids about who had it tougher growing up.

    …world still relies on the U.N. to punish crimes against humanity.



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